| A lot of web-sites have awards. Where do they come from? I can't say. But I bet they have come a long, long way. However this bizarre practice of pompous twits declaring others worthy to post their silly graphic originated is not of particular concern to me. In fact, nothing has really concerned me much since my kitchen sink faucet started dispensing opium. But before that happened, I took a bunch of other people's awards and put them on this page here for some reason. |
All awards are presented in the exact form I did not win them in.
The "By South Carolina Standards" award
The "You Don't Know Where It's Been" award
The "Eternal Suffering Nude in Space" award
The "Your Website Make-a the Good Pizza" award
the "We Just Got Photoshop" award
The "Congratulations on Filling Out a Form" award
The "Sure, Blame the Bear for Your Vapid Site Graphics" award
The "Clue Murder Weapon of the Future" award
The "Children choose inept bowlegged goons and then you" award.
The "This Award is Awesome Compared to You" award
The "Great White Apathetic North" award
The "You'll Never be Safe Again" award
The "Your Site's as Bad as a High School Mascot" Award
The "Sarcastic Snob Rat" award
The "Note the Quotation Marks" Award
The "Fine Microwaved Cuisine" Award
The "Poorly Resized MSPaint Line Art" Award
The "Everyone Who Knows Who You Are Hates You" Award
The "Is That Site Really Qualified to be Giving Out Awards?" Award
The "Public Access" Award
The "Text Intentionally Obscured Because it's Not Worth Reading" Award
The "Site Likely Not Worthy of its Own Award" Award
The "Gay Robot" Award
The "We're Not Even Really Sure What This Means" Award
The "We Like Your Site, But Not That Much" Award
The "Not Exactly What Darwin Had in Mind" Award
The "Your Product Tastes Like Metal" award
The "Everything Wins in its Own Category" Award
The "Just Thought I Should Point Out that My Page Enjoys Rectal Sodomy" Award.
The "That Clipart Looks Familiar" Award
The "Curse You, Mike Myers!" Award
The "Burning Guy Lived a Life of SIN" Award
The "Not as Prestigious as They Would Have You Believe" Award
The "Hopefully No One Will Notice That This Isn't Actually an Award" Award
The "We'll Give These to Anyone Who Asks Nicely" Award
The "Is There a Whole Lot of Competition For This?" Award
The "Not Necessarily A Good Thing" Award
The "Site That Gives These Out Probably Doesn't Exist Anymore" Award
The "You Probably Should Have Saved This Image When You Had the Chance Instead of Directly Linking to it" Award
The "Just Checking to See if You Were Paying Attention" Award
The "Your Site Made Worse Just by Displaying This Award, and in Fact no Longer Deserves it" Award
The "Kero is a Filthy Liar with Evil Eyes" Award