All awards are presented in the exact form I did not win them in.

The "By South Carolina Standards" award The "You Don't Know Where It's Been" award The "Eternal Suffering Nude in Space" award The "Your Website Make-a the Good Pizza" award the "We Just Got Photoshop" award The "Congratulations on Filling Out a Form" award The "Sure, Blame the Bear for Your Vapid Site Graphics" award The "Clue Murder Weapon of the Future" award The "Children choose inept bowlegged goons and then you" award. The "This Award is Awesome Compared to You" award The "Great White Apathetic North" award The "You'll Never be Safe Again" award The "Your Site's as Bad as a High School Mascot" Award The "Sarcastic Snob Rat" award The "Note the Quotation Marks" Award The "Fine Microwaved Cuisine" Award The "Poorly Resized MSPaint Line Art" Award The "Everyone Who Knows Who You Are Hates You" Award The "Is That Site Really Qualified to be Giving Out Awards?" Award The "Public Access" Award The "Text Intentionally Obscured Because it's Not Worth Reading" Award The "Site Likely Not Worthy of its Own Award" Award The "Gay Robot" Award The "We're Not Even Really Sure What This Means" Award The "We Like Your Site, But Not That Much" Award The "Not Exactly What Darwin Had in Mind" Award The "Your Product Tastes Like Metal" award The "Everything Wins in its Own Category" Award The "Just Thought I Should Point Out that My Page Enjoys Rectal Sodomy" Award. The "That Clipart Looks Familiar" Award The "Curse You, Mike Myers!" Award The "Burning Guy Lived a Life of SIN" Award The "Not as Prestigious as They Would Have You Believe" Award The "Hopefully No One Will Notice That This Isn't Actually an Award" Award The "We'll Give These to Anyone Who Asks Nicely" Award The "Is There a Whole Lot of Competition For This?" Award The "Not Necessarily A Good Thing" Award The "Site That Gives These Out Probably Doesn't Exist Anymore" Award The "You Probably Should Have Saved This Image When You Had the Chance Instead of Directly Linking to it" Award The "Just Checking to See if You Were Paying Attention" Award The "Your Site Made Worse Just by Displaying This Award, and in Fact no Longer Deserves it" Award The "Kero is a Filthy Liar with Evil Eyes" Award

HMMM, WHERE MIGHT THIS LEAD?!