Please excuse the ugliness of the following entries. The generating code used by Dreambook is pretty bad. As opposed to the rest of my site. Heh heh...heh!... Shut up.
| Name: | Timmy (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | Floppy Splangies (visit it) |
| What's your problem?: | SPAM? |
| Comments: | I love you, you know. you shouldn't take your site down. I know someone with 3 fingers, and we make fun of him a lot behind his back. Everybody likes him at school, he is "smart." |
| Suggestions: | NEVER! i likes it. i likes it a lot! |
| Name: | hehe (a.k.a The Pleb) (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | Whaa? (visit it) |
| By what means have you come here?: | I was looking for pornography. |
| What's your problem?: | I refuse to conform. |
| Comments: | moooooooo |
| Suggestions: | HAHAHAHA! LIKE THAT's GONNA HAPPEN! |
| Name: | Ronaldo Jr (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | Fat Chicks and Nekkid Squid! (visit it) |
| By what means have you come here?: | I was looking for pornography. |
| What's your problem?: | SPAM? |
| Comments: | When i was a young boy growing up in the lental fields of Paraguay,Ed Asner and Dabney coleman asked me why Superman was grabbing my ass,I turned to see Superman grabbing my ass but before I could garner the moxy to ask him why,he flew away giggling like a school girl... |
| Suggestions: | Retsin |
| Name: | mike (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | my homepage (visit it) |
| By what means have you come here?: | Not telling. |
| What's your problem?: | I'm naked right now. |
| Comments: | nice site. check out mine |
| Name: | SPAM YOU IDIOT! (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | DA STUPID PAGE! (visit it) |
| By what means have you come here?: | Not telling. |
| What's your problem?: | SPAM? |
| Comments: | I THINK YOUR WEBSITE STINKS!!!STUPID! |
| Suggestions: | ITS STUPID THATS FOR SURE! |
| Name: | britneyspearsatemyshorts (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | dwo (visit it) |
| By what means have you come here?: | I was looking for pornography. |
| What's your problem?: | I wanted to be a lumberjack! |
| Comments: | I WANNA ROCK! |
| Suggestions: | dancin pigmies,and dairy product....the kids crave the dairy... |
| Name: | The mighty Peon! (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | Umm.. why would I put a title on a page.. it's.. my.. ccrap I don't even remember. It's PRetty. (visit it) |
| By what means have you come here?: | Some idiot told me about it. |
| What's your problem?: | I'm retarded. |
| Comments: | Umm.. YOU signed my guest book, like a billion years ago, *right*, and then I was like, "whoa, I have like, some kinda fan, right, because I likve in the Us, the land of stalkers, so I came here, to figger out jsut WHO this impestuous Ronaldo was! and I think I was.. yeah, told, to go here, by.. me.. And.. man.. I think I'm going to cry... |
| Suggestions: | Half Decent = Half Clothed |
| Name: | I THINK I'm that Roneldo idiot (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | Yum. (visit it) |
| By what means have you come here?: | They made me promise not to tell! |
| What's your problem?: | I'm retarded. |
| Comments: | I'm just checking this thing again to make sure that it's working properly, because I'm quite sure it isn't. Not that there are hordes of people waiting to sign it, but maybe GODHATESFAGS.COM will stage a boycott and get me an influx of visitors. |
| Suggestions: | No. There is no hope. |
| Name: | I'm not sure... |
| By what means have you come here?: | Not telling. |
| What's your problem?: | Let me think about it. |
| Comments: | How can lighten the background (or change the color of the text) so I can read this better? |
| Name: | Hilary (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | I LUV BRITNEY SPEARZ AND SPICE GURLZ! <3<3<3 (visit it) |
| By what means have you come here?: | Yes. |
| What's your problem?: | SPAM? |
| Comments: | Hi, sorry I never email you, really, I am, because I have been working like a slave for the past few weeks. And now I will be able to soil your guestbook. *maniacal laughter*. Really, I haven't watched much Conan or anything. And that is bad. And I'm going to lose my job because the people there are all stupid and think they should hire a full-time adult. Well too bad. So I am moving my page to www.gigglebounce.com - you like it? Or www.bimpy.com -- I can't decide, really. But I will. Sometime. Lah-tee-dah. I should get on AOL sometime, but whenever I get on I am flooded by all of these people who I've talked with before but I couldn't give a rat's ass about now. I mean, if you IMed me, I wouldn't care. But no. Some stupid Poof has to go and IM me. Like I care about her Poof and Poofey friends with their Bimpy crappy music and whatnot. Whatnot. That's a funny word. Okay, I will go now, before the giraffes eat me. |
| Suggestions: | YOU SHOULD PUT LIKe, um... A MOVING BACK-ROUND! And um, Uncle Ben's Rice. Not on the page, but during any sort of sexual encounter. Perhaps you should include more mittens on the page. No, really, it looks good. It's been bookmarked. Oh, it's so freaking SASSY. |
| Name: | Myself (send mail) |
| Page of Interest | Null (visit it) |
| By what means have you come here?: | Yes. |
| What's your problem?: | Eh? |
| Comments: | Nothing |
| Suggestions: | No. |