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The Bushidomice
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From: The Bushes of the Land of the Rising Sun
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posted August 01, 2001 10:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Bushidomice        Reply w/Quote
This is what can be read on an open letter....

"It is clearly stated in the Geneva convention that all prisoners of War are to be treated with thge highest dignity, and respect.

We are not treated so here.

Therefore we wish to appeal to the highest authorities here, and file a complaint.

The Bushidomice-San"

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Fanatic
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From: Canada, where we don't need guns to show our virility
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posted August 01, 2001 05:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fanatic   Click Here to Email Fanatic        Reply w/Quote
Ah shyaddup!

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Razorwitt
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posted August 01, 2001 08:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Razorwitt   Click Here to Email Razorwitt        Reply w/Quote
Waitaminute...since when were they prisoners of war? I thought they conquored the other Bushmice.

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Fanatic
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posted August 01, 2001 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fanatic   Click Here to Email Fanatic        Reply w/Quote
Oh, sorry, I kept them in cages and feed them gun powder...

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EdiMullin
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posted August 02, 2001 02:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EdiMullin   Click Here to Email EdiMullin        Reply w/Quote
Are you insane?!?! Youve created Kamikaze Bushidomicebombs... Oh shit!

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The Bushidomice
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From: The Bushes of the Land of the Rising Sun
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posted August 02, 2001 09:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Bushidomice        Reply w/Quote
"Yes, we are prisoners of war, since we lost the battle over the Castle. Hence we are your prisoners.

And we won't use the gunpowder. We have Uranium at our disposal...

So, what about that smoked salmon on rye toast?"

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Dark Typhoid Dave
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posted August 03, 2001 02:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dark Typhoid Dave   Click Here to Email Dark Typhoid Dave        Reply w/Quote
Bite me cheese-breath!

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Razorwitt
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posted August 03, 2001 08:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Razorwitt   Click Here to Email Razorwitt        Reply w/Quote
Since when do prisoners of war have uranium? I better get someone to take it away.

And while I'm on the subject, the Bushido code says that anyone caught as a prisoner of war is a coward of the highest degree, and does not deserve anything in the way of comforts. These mice should have killed themselves rather than let themselves be taken prisoner.

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I'm up for anything.

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The Bushidomice
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posted August 03, 2001 02:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Bushidomice        Reply w/Quote
The Bushidomice-San curses to himself:
"Dalmmit! Some actually read the bloody codes! Buggery-fuck it!"

And then he sits there with a thundercloud over his head!

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Jennifer Talia
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posted August 04, 2001 03:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jennifer Talia   Click Here to Email Jennifer Talia        Reply w/Quote
Buggery-fuck is the worst kind!

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Fanatic
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posted August 04, 2001 09:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fanatic   Click Here to Email Fanatic        Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Razorwitt:
Since when do prisoners of war have uranium?

I shoved some rods up their asses to see if they would become radioactive. Can ya blame me for playing Gob once in a while?

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EdiMullin
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posted August 05, 2001 04:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EdiMullin   Click Here to Email EdiMullin        Reply w/Quote
I blame Fanatic for this.

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Razorwitt
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posted August 05, 2001 06:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Razorwitt   Click Here to Email Razorwitt        Reply w/Quote
And I was all set to blame the Germans...

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jack trades
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posted August 05, 2001 08:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jack trades        Reply w/Quote
"Blame Canada!"

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