{"id":17,"date":"2016-02-19T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-02-19T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/?p=17"},"modified":"2025-01-26T18:17:48","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T23:17:48","slug":"happy-burn-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/2016\/02\/19\/happy-burn-day\/","title":{"rendered":"happy burn-day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/eep\/i\/happyburnday.png\" title=\"I don't reckon this weirdo has happy days in general\"><\/center><br \/>\nthis didn&#8217;t actually happen.  I just imagined the sentiment repeatedly.<br \/>\nI can report as of 12-20-2022 that the specific person that I imagined might say this, out of perhaps many who might, is not more popular than me by now but indeed aligned with bigger pieces of trash and does not need me.<br \/>\npreliminary feedback suggested this was better if I left out the the fifth frame that shows the viewer&#8217;s reaction.<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/eep\/i\/snakecard.png\" title=\"winners DEFINITELY don't know when its birthday is\"><\/center><br \/>\nbut here it is anyway!  I didn&#8217;t bother to finish it, evidently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this didn&#8217;t actually happen. I just imagined the sentiment repeatedly. I can report as of 12-20-2022 that the specific person that I imagined might say this, out of perhaps many who might, is not more popular than me by now but indeed aligned with bigger pieces of trash and does not need me. preliminary feedback [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pathetic-snake","tag-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":248,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions\/248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}