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\ni get ideas when I go for walks. I think \u201cmaybe I could execute a backflip right here\u201d in the street, and then I think that I will probably fail, and so badly that it kills me, and then people will wonder why there was suddenly a dead person in the road. Perhaps investigators could determine that I had fallen, but would they be able to figure out that I had tried to jump in a stupid way first? By the angle of damage and apparent velocity of the impact? Or would it just be \u201cruled an accident?\u201d Why am I considering so far beyond my inevitable foolish death? I would hate the populace to think I had become dead for no reason. I was TRYING to DO something specific! I hate to be misunderstood, especially when I am dead.<\/p>\n

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i get ideas when I go for walks. I think \u201cmaybe I could execute a backflip right here\u201d in the street, and then I think that I will probably fail, and so badly that it kills me, and then people will wonder why there was suddenly a dead person in the road. Perhaps investigators could […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,6,8],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anxiety","tag-backflip","tag-worry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/39"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bimshwel.com\/eep\/wud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}