all the pretty colors

I wonder what their problem is 12/27/02

I think you were overcharged for that armor.
A cause worth dying for 12/27/02

My attorney has advised me to inform you that the above comment should not be construed as to imply that the character depicted was in any way harmed.

Those socks are pulled up much too high..
I'm less concerned with why anyone would dig for that than why and from whom it was stolen in the first place. 12/27/02

I'll bet the eyebrows are fake, too.
why bother? 12/27/02

Is it The Future already?
By all means, use your knife. You don't want to choke on one of those. 30

potentially, but why risk it?
that fish has problems 31

I can tell.
your country's probably getting taken over if you got into the army. 12/31

don't worry, lizardy-thing. think of all the chocolate coins you'll get!
insert unfunny Yiddish word non-joke here 10/25/02

It runs on whale oil.
I can't imagine why the company which made these went out of business. 10/25/02

serves you right
It is always a shame to lose such talented people, but otherwise, we wouldn't even know of their skills. 10/28/02

that's a mechanical pencil, not a pen.
No, I'm not one of those internet weirdos who pretends I think this sort of thing is realistic. For your information, I don't use a table or a desk, and my spine-protrusions are pink. Also, that lamp the stupid yellow monster is blocking does not exist. 10/30/02

Bowties are bad news.
Pterodactyls are great. 10/31/02

are those teeth gold or just unbrushed?
This explains a lot. 11/05/02

''big hug!''
The famous Carnival Rowboat 11/06/02

it will be quite an exciting hour when the villain is brought to justice. Wow, no one got that.
That tie is overworked. 11/07/02

I bet that cake is good at backgammon
That cake trick is harder than it looks. 11/11/02

The zombie from every video game called. It wants its pants back.
Excuse me, are you a World War I biplane pilot or just a generic anime character? 11/14/02

don't worry, that's not really a leprechaun. It's only a midget.
Oh, you hate to see that. 11/15/02

Al Jazeera!
This is why we only hire experienced puppet handlers. 11/18/02

None of my pencils look like that.
I frequently have to rid my eraser of accumulated dark-substance so that it doesn't permanently imprint that substance on the next thing I try to erase a part of, because the marks it leaves rarely can be made to resemble anything. 11/21/02

i doubt that umbrella will be much help
Arrrgh! I hate when they don't fit on the roll! 12/04/02

doubtfully worth the effort of coloring like that.
I'm glad I don't believe in mysticism. 12/05/02

I'll bet those are gag ears
The wheel must turn. 12/06/02

ARRRRRRRRRRGH! I HATE THIS PICTURE! HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!

It is a well -I would go so far as to say quite over- documented fact that traditional Scotsmans do not wear any type of garment below their kilt-things, but few people are aware of the real reason. 12/06/02

Over the years, the green one (unofficially known as "elpse") somehow always ended up getting the worst of my weird attempts to draw exaggerated leg musculature. 12/13/02

I just inverted the right side of the color layer.

in the year 2037 it will be fashionable not to sit or to stand, but to lean. Inspired by the design of modern scratching posts, objects intended solely to be leaned against will be constructed to accomodate the trend. Among the people who still wear clothing, "slanted" garments will also be popular, but only as a "retro" throwback to the original trend of the 2010s. 12/15/02

Often, the characters depicted represent qualities that I wish for myself to possess. In this example, i hope some day to have such an efficient mouth. And a nipplectomy. 12/23/02

this is what we in the BIZ call ''a picture at the right end of a page.''
I wish I could be so observant 12/25/02

someone needs to GET them boids.
Anything I say will only make you like it less. 12/26/02

somewhere there's a Zelda dungeon Link's never getting through
"elpse's" previous forehead darkening reminded me too much of something that would remind someone else of "mickey mouse." At the time, I wasn't so concerned with what its "position" would remind you "of." 12/26/"02"

which one is jeff daniels?
It's hard to believe this thing gave Spider-Man so much trouble. 12/27/02

As do I.
Those who don't learn from past mix-ups are doomed to suffer remixes. 12/27/02

I bet I'll find out later that WAS humming.
Don't answer that