I'm like a war veteran recounting war stories. Stories of horror, stories of things I wish I did not remember. The differences being that at no point was my life in danger (from other people), and I'd never buy a license plate advertising it. If somehow I did die from this, my name wouldn't be inscribed onto any Megaman Comic Memorial. I hope.

Neither of those things were exclusively relevant to this page, I just couldn't find anyplace to fit them into the introduction.

Dr. Light naps faster than a speeding bullet.

For some reason, when the time came around to make this, I could not think of one game with a suitable robot to steal for this purpose. I couldn't find a video game with a giant robot in it. Pathetic. However, I did find Six. So. Six is the proprietor of the Unofficial Nichole Sullivan Fan Tribute Page. Who knew. Oh, to be an official fan!

Maybe he needed to borrow a *lot* of sugar.

It would be the first decent thing in this comic.

Are these not the two most physically active characters you've ever seen?

I'd venture to say there's a lot here that could stand to be explained.

Ah yes, this is about the time when I started intentionally trying to confuse people, just to see if they were really the sycophantic oafs I thought them to be. How someone could improve their own position by flattering mine or how me doing such things would affect that I have no idea, but I like the way that word looks.
It's not like they were paying for admission, so I'll alienate them as I see fit.

I'm personally looking forward to the upcoming Trading Spaces: Homeless Edition.

I still don't know what that hand gesture means.

It's my theory that Moraff has no legs.

Indeed, in neither of the two pictures I've ever seen, are Moraff's legs visible. There has been no official response to my accusations as of this time. In fact, the dopes went and exorcised it. Bah.

Their unattainable figures were a bad example to young cookies which aspired to also be that way.

That place looked a lot classier on the inside.

Also, Moraff here quotes directly (with minor variation) from the message you get when staying at a Dungeons of the Unforgive inn-place, right down to the unnecesary parenthetical clarification. Of course, since I never mentioned that on the page I made about it, even the one umiliphus reader who'd seen that page at this point probably has no idea what's going on.

Moraff's not especially popular with the pirates.

I never knew if anyone was able to follow the Moraff/snake angle, but since I was trying to baffle them anyway, that's not so important.

Or maybe it was Matt Lauer. I get them confused sometimes.

I find this to be entirely unlike ray-ee-ain on my wedding day. Contributing factors possibly being that I like rain and have never been married.

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