Nerds and dorks, When you attack smap facts from your cranial extracts, you use pronouns and proverbs just to prove that you're not herbs. I get angry, and I have my way with words since the restraining order something I forgot from hers, yeah every day it hurts. Through time, birds of a feather weather wisely i don't recall and for those with one eye, who struggle to untie, I never use sight and rearrange to unite and this will surely have been cut off by now so you can't read it anyway my semi-frantic pedantic antics and something something knowledge of bulimia

''Oh, just you wait until Bomb Man shows up!''
Usually, I try to remove unrelated elements from the scannee which make the image look incomplete or unfinished. This time, it doesn't look like I did. 11/24/03

Oh yes.
a new way of coloring being attempted heeyah. I'm not sure whether this is more or much more unsightly. 11/24/03

kids, don't try this at home. get your parents to do it.
Most of my pictures actually don't have that smiling dope in them, but those usually just end up being the ones that amuse me most. I'm not yet sure whether to include this among them. 11/22/03

QUACKOO
I suppose it doesn't really matter how much worse this looks, since I hate doing it. 11/12/03

Ah, good. I was worried about this page's rivet boot content
It has been said that there's more than one use for a petrified rat. Just now. By me. But I don't personally believe that, no. 11/07/03

chains are fun
And again. 10/24/03

This is why I hate fish.
Oh! I'm not sure what inspired this picture, but I'm sure it was stupid.
Also, were you aware that clean lined, flatly colored, really big pngs occupy less disk space than dirty, wretched, blendily colored reduced fat jpegs, or did you just think I was a moron? You were probably right, but not on account of this. So har. 10/09/03

when hulkamania runs wild on you!
I just wanted to color the flames. I was less concerned with the rest of it. 8/13/03

if there's a horizontal scrollbar on this page it's because the internet hates you. If there isn't, then I hate you.
The date, by the way, refers to when the initial picture was made, and not when my computer dealt with it. This knowledge will be useful never. 7/11/03

If I'm not mistaken, that's a Machibusian hangly-weasel
Next time you might not be so lucky. 6/28/03

Ah, dull monochrome again at last.
Try again.6/25/03

Hey, you know what, this should count as three. That's fourteen. I only have to do 10 next time.
this happened to me once. 6/06/03

I will never tell you what this is

Have you had enough
or haven't you?