ARRRGH! MEIN EYEZ NEED TO READJUST!

Click on a picture to enlarge it. This didn't work before, and it won't work now, but you think you know everything, don't you.

Dopes don't get very big, so you may have to prepare several if you are expecting guests
For your information, this is not mouse-drawn. It is mouse traced. So har. 11/24/03

oof
I used to live near a Burger King and it had a really tall huge spiral slide that you had to climb up a ladder and then some metal steps to get on to and for years I was afraid of it but then one day I tried it and it was the greatest slide I'd ever slid and then another day it had been replaced by a half-story plastic construction which I did not like so much and I wondered if the old slide had been considered dangerous and if it was it probably wasn't in this way. 11/18/03

neev!
Murder Karaoke, unfortunately, is still under intense development. 11/17/03

sneah
dote dote dote
Somebody has to do it. 11/15/03

wluahh
It's times like these I wish I had some sharp-edged action figures. 11/10/03

geeen
That sweatervest is from the Stuart Chandler collection. 11/08/03

hmmmyuoolll
Bruce Vilanch marks the spot! 11/05/03

the smaller one's name is dope.
Dope leads a very unfortunate life.
I, for one, grow quite tired of seeing this physics demonstration not go awry. 11/04/03

no one that this bofe could beat in a joust is worth celebrating a victory over
This is considered polite after winning a joust, if your ears are big enough. 11/03/03

shame on you, dope
The "Evil Dentist" bit is quite overdone. It is a suitable punishment for mentioning itself.7 11/02/03

ask questions later
Make sure there's no one standing behind you! 10/30/03

nice belt
I can't argue with you there. 10/29/03

don't just cross your arms then, do something. You hardly have any life advantage if you use a skill in place of another rather than in addition to it. People like you make sick.
I should explain: this is a reference to another picture I generated, in a book which as of now I cannot find. Anyway, this thing was drum playing with its ears and saying "I'm deaf!" and it now wishes you to know it is still deaf. 10/28/03

Any company that can make screwdriver ends, television sets AND anti-constipation pills is worthy of acclaim.
This is one of those things where I didn't take time until afterwards to decide if it made sense or not. It would take up space either way, and now here as well. I actually scanned this, didn't like it, retraced the lines on paper, rescanned it, forgot about that, retouched the first scan in paintshoppro and didn't even realize what I'd done until I went to check the date and the original picture had sharper outlines than the one here. 10/27/03

naturally, it's the least interesting image that shows up twice.
And... here it is again. I'm like a behind the scenes tour guide, except no one showed up for the tour, so I just approach random people and tell them things they don't want to know, because I have nowhere else to go.

centaurs are boring. I'm glad I'm not a centaur.
Yes. 10/25/03

This page has quite a nudity problem
Oh, this will go well. 10/21/03

the court finds you guilty of being divided into eight slices instead of twelve
That fruit will never hurt anyone again.10/15/03

they all lead unfortunate lives
I hate algebra! 10/14/03

despite their significant lack of muscle mass, I still reccomend teaching your dope to play a sport like this.
I will continue to harm this creature until it acknowledges that I am harming it. 10/11/03
you'll always have a friend wearing big red shoes
I have yet to witness someone wearing that style of garment be interesting. 10/10/03

I don't draw butterflies very well, do I.
Doof. Ahhh, you've seen this one already. 10/07/03

the ninja was also dope's idea
Anything is potentially deadly in the hands of Ninja 9/30/03

I didn't realize at the time, but I think that's the Michael Jackson ape from the more recent planet movie
Be nice. 9/15/03

once you've read the words, it's already too late.
So it is. 9/16/03

where does one buy such style of shoe?
...couldn't eat another bite. 9/2/03

shovels are fun, but not as much as axes.
like to eat dirt! 9/04/03

oom?
(Bang. It's bang.) 9/02/03

awf.
Don't blame us! People never say which way they want it! 8/28/03

see, what did I tell you?
Don't do that! 8/28/03

dope is a terrible rip-off of pog
People in cartoons yawn like this 8/26/03

Weeee're cuttin' prices, and that's a fact Jack!
This reminds me of the day I tested my double-click speed too many times. 8/12/03

''Here we go again!''
This, however, I remember neither making nor scanning. Unfortunately, i did anyway. 8/5/03

would you say I draw rocks or cars worse?
Oh, jolly good. 7/28/03

when I scanned this I couldn't figure out that the weird hat was actually supposed to be a flower.
This picture is very emotional. 7/19/03

This picture isn't offensive. It clearly depicts an act of defense.
I was thinking to meself recently that we really don't see enough scenes of people in wheelchairs getting punched It's not their fault; you can't expect them to ask. 6/30/03

when depicting scenes of places that actually exist, it's always a good idea to not use any reference
We should all be glad NASA didn't accept filthy anthropomorphs into the space program back in 1968. 6/13/03

the box doesn't need anything to stand on, why do you?
You probably can't tell from the stuff here, but a significant percentage of the images I generate depict or hint at the imminence of violent acts. 6/09/03

I've 'ad worse.

I'll get another end picture later. Or never.
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