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The Astoundingly Pointless Existences of Captain Crumbum and the Dork Brigade

The world's most irregularly updated comic strip

First book now available! but only within United Statia for now. Contact volcabbage@mailbolt.com for international orders (unless you want to pay $30 for shipping; I sure don't want you to)

September two, two thousand sixteen
@bimshwel Poof, a twittero unit! Updates for this will be announced there. Now you never need to come to this ugly plain html page again!
Tapastic works again but I am still wary of it because it is still smirking and self-congratulatory



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Part 2-1
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Part 3-1
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(updated 9-2-2016)

Words by Crispio Tennisnugget
Pictures by Fettucini Alfredo Noctobule
Color by number
Translation by Babelfish
Missed me by a mile!
Lady Speed Stick byyyyy Mennen
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