Category Archives: pathetic snake

sauce of trauma


They drew first ad, not me.
a rare attempt to depict a personal scenario using a figure with legs, primarily because I didn’t see how to make the usual creature vaguely resemble the first movie rambo. I do not know if it worked. I still mark this as “pathetic snake” since that is more about mindset than physical form
a not terribly long but still too long old website post about it.

the raining pain stays mainly the same


Instigated by a specific image in this same format I saw a few days earlier and not necessarily coherent out of context. That one was about “super hero movies” but the low effort and high resqueeb count were what bothered me. the second slide said “make it stop,” but the pathetic snake knows that nothing it hates will ever stop. It doesn’t really own a gun, however.
and here five years later I don’t disown the sentiment –I see more non-joke non-effort garfield content than ever, for example– apart from putting “bimshwel” on it like I thought anyone would share it out of context

whistle while you worthless


Warning, the fish is not a role model. It is not even human.
I think the creature may be a snake when it is treated badly, and a fish when it treats others badly.
Also, I do not personally think anybody with a reasonable job is a “hack.” Initially the question was “have you had any studio employment?” but late in the process it seemed wrong, yet I could not think of a better way to ask the question properly in the space I had left for it. In any event the point is that the fish is a jerk.

vote of impotence


trump was a horrible candidate and a worse president but I found the media attitude about the 2016 election to be disingenuous.
It has always been disingenuous about that and other topics but it all got worse then and as is typically the case it stayed worse.
once again, a longer website post about the topic that was contemporary with it

happy burn-day


this didn’t actually happen. I just imagined the sentiment repeatedly.
I can report as of 12-20-2022 that the specific person that I imagined might say this, out of perhaps many who might, is not more popular than me by now but indeed aligned with bigger pieces of trash and does not need me.
preliminary feedback suggested this was better if I left out the the fifth frame that shows the viewer’s reaction.

but here it is anyway! I didn’t bother to finish it, evidently.

self-rubblish



considering that this is about the printed comic books, I also inserted this near to the end of I think the first one.
a longer website post about it is over there.

faire du shopping


A small pencil comic strip hastily computer-drawn-over when I was in Paris after a few unfortunate shopping trips. I suppose I could color it but not everything is worth the trouble.
12-20-2022 also unless stated otherwise I am just copying my original descriptions and dates and pretending this stuff has been on this website all along
I have been unsuccessful in locating the source file for this; once I do, I shall upload a larger, potentially more legible edition.