Lard Soup Is Yummy Once more, in an attempt to not look like a deranged mutant who secretly wishes to immerse itself in the original product yet lacks the multilingual skills to do so, I have been quite unkind. You may find I have not been unkind enough. I swear this is shorter than the Spirou page(s). I can be cured. 11-10-2006 02-12-07 A wholly needless, perhaps, link to the second half.

Spirou V. Wade We return to Belgium for, to date, I hope all dates, the greatest amount of trivial, inconsequential nonsense I've typed in one place about one video game. The game isn't any more wretched than usual, I've just become tiringly perceptive of the ways in which they can be wretched over the years. I need to start downloading ones that have less wrong with them. 05-26-2006 a wholly needless, I expect, link to the second part

Roneldo's Autistic Censure Tragic Fraggle Rock reject collects woodwind instruments in surprisingly earth-like space environments. This is yet another one of those [painfully long] pages that I can't tell if I'm laughing at because I wrote something funny or to hide the shame of having partaken of the subject for extended periods by my own free will. I can't tell, but I can certainly imply that it's the second one. 04-18-2005

Kirby, our enthusiasm Unless you absolutely love me (and you don't), I strongly advise against reading this all at once. Although I worked on it as a whole, I present it in thirds to make viewing it more managable. It's just like The Lord of the Rings. Except... nope, just like The Lord of the Rings. Give me a billion dollars. I forgive you in advance for not forgiving me for this. 1 2 3  01/23/05

Dyne on A Mightily distasteful swordfish Head! whY? In one of the stupidest titles with one of the stupidest titles of the 16-bit era, the gang at Treasure, fresh from abusing Ronald McDonald's jewels, look for some Head Action. And I want to kill them for putting me in a position to have typed that. 07/09/04

Naming these things is hard Goodwill ambassador to the world Ronald McDonald spreads happiness and joy in all places he visits. Hopefully my next page will contain less references to Axis Forces and/or Widget 03/21/04

They killed the wrong Pac. In Time they will realize their error Twice as long and half as good as any previous thing here. 02/12/04 A wholly needless, I expect, link to the second part.

Air Boretress You've heard about it, you've read about it, and now you can... read about it some more. You might call this page obsessive compulsion, I might call it dedication. I finish what I start, as long as it's a readily available emulated console game I can cheat through. 07/16/03

Superfluous WIDGET Neither French nor Belgian, but just as bad. Possibly worse. I ought to be locked up for taking as many screenshots from this game as I did. 05/17/03

Back! Back to the Forest I say! Forest denizens are menaced by toads in another game made by frogs. Excuse me. That was mean and insensitive. The author is Belgian. They only sound French. 01/21/03

Tintin and the Prisoners of the Dumb [game] It's a little known fact that following their embarassing surrender in World War II, France began exporting substandard and shoddish electronic merchandise to create the impression that their's was a country not worth conquering. It's unfortunate they didn't realize everyone thought that already. 09/24/02

Blue Skadoo, Bip Bop II A waste of my time, and possibly yours as well. This being the shortest page, it's probably the best of any of them. Circa 2001

Barney's™ Hide and Seek Slumber Party Jamboree The original description for this page made reference not only to the gateway page it was once on but also there only being two other items listed with it. This description does not. Bonus: I don't actually know what "jamboree" means. Circa 2000, but it's better now. Really.

Moraff's Dungeons of the Unforgiven (as always) The page that started an internet phenomenon in my mind. Warning! Contains sizzling hot lesdidian action. Circa 2000

Super Games Galore That's what it says hard to say