may the fourth please cut that out

this might be a tad exaggerated. I worry that I ruin these sort of editorial “comic strips” sometimes by trying to have them make sense so this is fairly similar to the initial concept, but there are other ways I can also ruin them.

the customer is always gaslit


it’s the chimerican way
I of course spent even more time than that making this context-free, one sided representation of the situation but the value of my own time was never brought into the matter!

logo to extreme


click for needlessly larger image

because “Don’t Worry Be Crappy” seemed crude
also let me know if it doesn’t show up; apparently i never uploaded the full size on my own site and just went to the newgrounds version, and i am now attempting to display it directly here.

Eye twitness news

a rough summary of my twittor experience from the week before this was posted. There was a website called “Twitter” back then, hence the title!