 Do you think the people who made and sent these out realized the candle looks like it's being used to ignite the flag? It seems like sort of a clever idea. At least, a giant candle attacking New York would have to be more amusing than 1998 Godzilla. Be warned, however: The candle also reproduces asexually.
Everybody knows that everybody else steals pigs
 The one that would answer to the name "roneldo" has been without personal internet for quite some time now, and is thus forced to post someone else's picture, which may or may not directly relate to the text below -the management
I heard someone say today "what doesn't kill us makes us stronger." I don't know about that person ehmm... personally, but the us part is most certainly not true. What if Daryl Dragon bites off four of your limbs (assuming you have that many, and don't have more) and you survive? Unless you have wings for ears like that bat thing on that show with the puppets that were always eating peanut butter for some reason in the castle that was really a music box, you're not going to be capable of much. Even if the captain was radioactive (the kind of radioactive that gives super powers), it'd still be all in your limbs, which were bitten off.
I'm wearing black pants today. Black pants are good, because if water manages to find it's way onto them while I'm washing my hands (something I've been known to do on occasion), it's less likely to be noticed. It's unfortunate that there are so many ways to wet one's pants, and yet not one of them is socially acceptable. Well, there shall be no awkwardly holding objects in front of me while I stumble around slightly bent over-like (but not enough that it looks strange, I assure you), for I am wearing black pants today. I'm wearing a black shirt too, but that's neither relevant nor true. It's actually orange.
Well, there're twelve more days before moron month officially starts. I'm personally looking forward to people finally realizing how dumb they've been to refer to the day the airplanes hit the buildings by it's date and only it's date for the past year. “Where were you on September 11th? ” “I was out having that lobotomy I'd been meaning to get.” “No no, the other September 11th. The one before the last one.” “Oh. I was in my house all day staring at my television watching the same thing keep happening over and over for a good fifteen hours like a total idiot!” “Hey, so was I!” “I... I think I love you.” I actually once heard some twit whining about how the government didn't do enough to "prevent September 11th." I tell you, nothing short of stopping time, or possibly redefining the term "month" so that one only lasts ten days could have prevented it, because September 11th is a date. An imaginary measurement invented to assist in keeping track of time. The date refers to a specific day-long stretch of time, one that's happened once a year for every year ever, and will continue until terrorists successfully hijack the sun and ram it into the earth a few years from now.
 It has occured to me that rappers' videos would probably be a whole lot more interesting if you could see what they were pointing at. A legendary Tasmanian has suggested: With all the developments in wide-screen TV technology, perhaps one day they'll make a television that is so wide, it can show things to the left and right of the camera field, which weren't actually supposed to be filmed. This way, we really will be able to see what those rappers are pointing at. My guess is that it's their mothers, who are pointing right back at them.
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