June 21, 2008

More colored pictures than previously. Possibly you’ve seen these all before, and I still intend to discuss with myself certain items in more detail at a later date. So excyoooooooose me!

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I think I hurt many people. I do not want to hurt people anymore. Perhaps I can hurt fictional non-people instead.


Begawn! No, seriously, get out of here. I’ll show you what this makes me think of.


And it draws a sneer from me!
When I see you coming, I can either hit you or run away. Which would you prefer? My only items are bludgeoning instruments. It seems too late to offend you into not showing up by spelling your name incorrectly. You’d probably forgive me anyway.


It is not good to see me! Not for you! I insult you always!

How do you know? How are you telling me? Why are you telling me? Do you think I can help you? I had nothing to do with this! Do you think I would help you?


That was a quick recovery. I bet you don’t even remember that you used to be a potato. So happy, so fast. And how could you NOT see that branch? Blinded by muffingluttony.
And what’s that trying to enter my sight on the right?


ARRRRRRRGHNot allowed! Someone follow that thing! When it lands, confiscate its wings and bow tie. I’m not dealing with this today.

But ugh, that lizard. Maybe if it grew some teeth it could eat something besides muffins.


Don’t tell me that! I don’t need your advice! I bet that awful Life Water ad was your idea. I’ve noticed you also have a tendency to appear in front of empty white void anti-backgrounds. That stupid gargoyle thing next to you probably has better ideas, and all they do is squat on buildings all day. You’re looking especially badly drawn right just now. Oh wow, you’re so enthusiastic about your cupcake statement. I just noticed it ends in an exclamation point. It’s really not that important!


I’ve been naming your shortcomings all day, and you just noticed that? Even unreferenced frogs look down on you, and you’re taller! Stupid naked beast. Don’t just stand around and pout about it! Wear clothing if not doing so bothers you so much. And it’d better be real clothing, and not just boots or a scarf or a stupid bow tie.



That’s it. I’m going. No one deserves this.



4 Responses
  1. 1
    10:16 pm, June 23, 2008

    Battery-powered peanut sez:

    Our friend their really ort to pick one horn length and stick with it. Unless of course the horns grow over time and need to be cut (filed, ground, etc.) in the manner of human hairs.

  2. 2
    9:11 pm, June 28, 2008

    Slengof sez:

    It is possible that I simply need to improve my foreshortening skills, but your suggestion is also possible.

    Ack ually, the creature’s entire shape seems to differ between appearances. Perhaps it is made of gelatin.

  3. 3
    5:50 pm, July 1, 2008

    Wlimzern sez:

    this is be cool 8) airfare flights hotels cheap airline tickets hotels cars cruises and vacations span pjgca

  4. 4
    1:44 pm, July 2, 2008

    Slengof sez:

    It sure it. Kites, the robots aren’t even linking to sites anymore. It’s enough to just mention stuff that money can be spent on with the internet. It doesn’t want my business; it knows that is unattainable, so now it simply wishes to annoy me out of pure digital doohickey spite. They’ve certainly come a long way.

feed comments.

Sorry, the comment form is apologizing at this time. Which probably means I got tired of deleting robot comments off this post. It is unfortunate, but generally very few actual people have anything to say to me.

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