page 3-64 of the bimswellian comic strip. the last row likely requires more coherence and hopefully it will be within my power to give it some before anybody sees this. but greeps it would sure be nice if I got stuff right the first time and also that trusting in obscurity giving me extra time to fix problems wasn’t the only thing that allowed me to meet imaginary deadlines.

at what point does it become 4-1? i am uncertain. i might need to show the next page checking back in with the gnomes in the apartment first. as usual, as always, i am not entirely sure what is coming next, but now that i have passed through i think the last of my 10 plus year old semi-scripted sequences I am less sure than before even. There are still some semi-scripted sequences but they are merely 10 minus years old.

speaking of the system cheating consumers while telling them they’re actually cheating the system,

an obnoxious bit coin converter machine at this semi-ghetto convenience store. I guarantee you nobody shopping here has any business buying bitcoin, which is precisely why it is here. to give false hope to the hopeless, encourage gambling among the people most at risk from gambling habits, those least likely to be listened to when complaining about what a deliberately exploitative scam this is.

whoa you mean in exchange for my real money i get to pay a fee, be associated with racists terrorists rapists and or kidnappers, AND possibly lose it all to market volatility while the sleazebag I paid can afford to ride it out while absorbing the investment I lost? Where do I sign up???? oh right here in the place where I buy paper towels great.
I would go further and say nobody shopping here has any business shopping here where all the prices are marked up and all the quantities are smaller than at a proper grocery store, meaning the price per-item is higherer, a much longer-term con against people without much purchasing power. in that context bitcoin fits right in so while I am disgusted that it is here I am most definitely not surprised that it is.

thankfully I have not been driving around the person who INSISTED I go to this store since april 2022 however

there has also been one at my local stop and shop store for several years now. Not quite the hopeless dump of that other store but still well below the comfortably wealthy and can afford to throw $10000 into a hole and hope it comes back with friends level.
It momentarily amused me recently when this cardboard sign was added and I thought the art department had decided to give earmuffs to andrew jackson, but upon looking closer I saw it was just edgy glitchy recoloring that happened to have gone red at approximately jackson’s ear zones. I do not understand why you would want to indicate that the device is malfunctioning when encouraging people who already don’t have much money to put their money inside of it and just hope you aren’t lying to them about how great the device is. but plainly they do it anyway; else this misery box wouldn’t be here and eating electricity.

it’s just like going broke in a dream where I can’t read any text because it keeps changing, except I really did lose all my money and the words really are written for me to not ever understand.

whell i am glad one person is comfortable with this arrangement.

sorry and life, “rivals edition.” or “selling same bad old game at same price but with less stuff in the box edition.”

games like this are already extra stressful and boring when played with fewer people, particularly if one of them is a small child who can feel particularly targeted in a game like “sorry” where the primary choice a player ever encounters is “which other player’s piece do i banish from the board,” and I can’t exactly fathom adults in 2024 playing this game otherwise, unless they are using such mind-altering substances that ANY bad game would entertain them as much, why emphasize that? the same reason as always, to make more money for less value at the expense of non-cheaters.

monopoly cheaters edition. regular monopoly is already cheaters edition. i suppose this is a millennial-targeted concept. we can’t put a joke in a movie without some character or the background music pointing out that it is a joke, probably while saying “dude,” so we can’t cheat without pointing out that we’re cheating either. dude. I just took $500 when i wasn’t supposed to because the rules said i was supposed to. I do appreciate not swapping out the 19th century tycoon character Uncle Pennybags with another figure Hasbro determined less in need of having its image protected, as historically prior to the modern era of near-trillionaires and companies like hasbro trying to replace artists with robots trained to copy artists, nobody cheated more prolifically than Pennybags’ monopilkmen.

Although it is arguable whether the decision to replace his dot eyes with detailed retina-iris-pupil eyes while still leaving his hairless plastic mustache, nostrilless nose and nailless fingers was intended to make him creepier.
also observe the $35 price label; this costs more than twice as much as regular monopoly! Hasbro cheats consumers in exchange for the right to perpetuate cheatitude with only themselves as victims.

in fact there is a “bonus” version that costs nearly double that apparently just gets extra money and tokens. or you can buy a cheap regular or cheaper used monopoly game, assuming you don’t already have one in your house, and plunder resources from that. And you’ll STILL in the end just have a depressing board game that is too complicated if played properly according to the rules, much less cheated properly according to the rules, for the target audience to have any fun with.

ALSO:

it felt improper to accuse the sorry rivals edition of costing the same as the regular game. i looked it up on amazon and found that selling regular sorry for one dollar LESS than the real store.

with even creepier eyes.
but more alarming, an ADDITIONAL “rivals edition” of monopoly. which admittedly DOES cost less than the regular monopoly than the regular monopoly on amazon, but only by one dollar. Additionally amazon is an even wickeder company than hasbro and has much bigger-picture access to ripoff victims than relatively well-off american consumers.

if these people have such empty lives that they buy every version of monopoly and obsessively “vote” on the few unnecessary changes hasbro allows to be voted on, including to revert previous vote-changes, despite hasbro ALSO selling

and charging double for “vintage” versions that presumably don’t have those changes taken into account to begin with, except subtler ones that buyers aren’t told about for the sake of political correctness and the latest corporate ownership labeling, content nobody cares about the irony of Monopoly producer Parker Brothers and its biggest competitor Milton Bradley now being owned and disacknowledged by the same larger company but it ultimately doesn’t matter because it’s dumb old MONOPOLY and if you REALLy want to play an unchanged old version you can probably get one for $2 at a local yard sale, maybe they deserve to have empty bank accounts too.

beet 2, again, with marginally redrawn visuals that took much longer than is justifiable for the level of evident difference, with very quickly altered audio that is substantially more obvious
possibly not quickly enough, since though I changed my mind about some of those percussion effects, then my electricity went out in a storm so i could not post upload a video at all and the sound program fl studio responds yet less favorably when my computer machine only feeds it battery power.

this gif attempts to show the state of a largely empty section of my music compositional space in the 2017 version of the music versus the 2024 version of the music. The only thing limiting me from piling in even more was me subconsciously not wanting to go beyond the vertical extent of this space and thankfully I did not think about it hard enough to consider: I can extend this space infinitely. Most critically affected seems to be the “they come from far off distances part” because I must have thought the singing sounded worst there, and so as much distraction from that as possible without blocking it entirely (or singing it better) seemed to think it was in order.
I could add proper sound effects to the cartoon but it seems like i would rather add every drum noise possible to the music, with my typical level of organization. since I am just dropping them on the time line rather than assigning them to a drum slot, it is difficult to keep track of which ones I have used, and likewise difficult to control them if they turn out to not be in the composition’s best interest. if I can’t quickly find one to replicate I will often just add a new one from the collection of 5000 or so that I downloaded back in 2015. Ideally I would use my own recorded noises, since I have just as many or more of those but since those aren’t integrated into the flstudio interface and my hard drive is organized worse than this timeline I generally give up searching after adding in about 3 of them. Very likely I could have them integrated into the software but aRRRRRRRRRHHH I’VE BEEN PEGGIOED
it is the beet 1 cartoon that really needs help, and especially to have its comically low-resolution youtube edition replaced –at the time it was the most I could upload on my crummy internet and I encouraged people to watch the native vector infinitely upscalable SWF flash video instead and HAW HA HWA that used to be possible– but I had wanted to reupload this one since the original export had some idiotic setting applied accidentally that for whyever reason I needed years to notice. i could have simply disabled that setting but I seem incapable of doing anything simply.

1-10-2024 229am:
I wanted to push that off the top of the page but the weather apparently liked this post enough to knock over a much larger post and break the local electrical distribution therefore screwing up my computer machine’s inclination to manipulate internet and this dumb phonoblock would probably shrivel into a Game.com if I tried to leach mobile internet out of it
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this is of last year and is visible very briefly in that video. I was not sure if it should go here at all, but if it should, there is no sense in delaying it, because if I decide later that it should not have gone here I will want it as far in the past as pawsible.

2023 in pictures

january:


february:


march:


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june


july


august


september


october


december

if anything else happened it probably was not important.

a video of every drawing from 2023. naturally i spent more time making the title animation than assembling the slide show, which itself took several days because there is apparently no program that can batch export .clip files and the keyboard shortcut for exporting singular files in xnview hasn’t worked the last few versions. Also thanking people who gave me three to eight dollars altogether and then were never heard from again and who won’t see this video ought to alienate the last few people who have made prolonged attempts at supporting me in more meaningful ways who didn’t get thanked in this video. It ought to but since none of the names are legible due to flash animating this more slowly than it appears when output most of the time and the screen being packed with irrelevant junk, some of which appears in FRONT of the names, so I hope you can enjoy this curious mess of unreadable scrolling letters.
oh! the music was mostly made in 2004-2008. It was chosen for this due largely to the length and the fact that it had not already been used in a video. Then mostly “today” i tried to rehabilitate it with drum noises, more midi trumpets and a conclusion, then also an introduction due to the extra time from the conveyor belt animation, and I swear curse and profane that it sounded REALLY nice five hours ago, when I was listening to individual parts of it through one ear bud while sharing a room with wrestling documentaries and legendary zelda tears on a moderately sized television box before going outside to do an improper superstitious year-switching ritual in honor of a dead person whose incorrect version of the ritual is inexplicably important to me to keep repeating even though it hasn’t yet worked. although since I keep doing the ritual I don’t actually know what would happen if I DIDN’T do it. I certainly won’t suddenly not have poisoned a coherent fake sitar tune with fake trumpets and sound effects

AND SO after sleeping i reduced the volume of the new trumpets and corrected one minor animation matter that I kept dwelling on, and so now THIS version is roughly adequate.