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April 21, 2019
Was it fun going up and down in the fort made of bones? Or was it scary? I wouldn’t know, because I’m only a cactus in a pot.


a commission drawing for nafradorf fumblewip featuring Vibert, a skeleton creature with many mysterious powers, such as being able to function without muscles or a circulatory system or other such things.

Usually I do not post drawings that I took money for because they often come out poorly and without something personal in them that I can laugh at to distract from the poorliness, but the last thing I put up here was worse and I evidently am adequately self conscious about that to try and dilute that by putting something in front of it but not removing it entirely. Additionally, one of my internal mental processes always insists it constitutes defamation toward whoever gave me money to have disclosed that they did so.



April 19, 2019
Honestly I fail to see what the fascination is running round hitting monsters all the time but my own son is quite taken by that.


Brienne of Norfair

i had meant to draw Brienne (from some book or tv show or something) with Samus (from some computer doohickey the kids like) years ago, but this came out instead, and more effectively distracts from my deficits drawing non-creature people.

i imagined the blood should be yellow but it doesn’t look like blood when i do that. and crocomire of course is not defeated like that, but it does insist on being attacked in the mouth.

I wrote an in-depth report explaining numerous reasons why this pictures was not functional and why I should have expected that to be the case. Exhibiting the report would likewise not be functional! None of it is anything new.
The lesson to be learned from all this is that there is no lesson because anything good that happens is a fluke occurrence. The only LOGICAL course of action is ignore all precedent and hope for magic, which I did and will likely continue to do. OR accept that I will never get anywhere and not try anything, which is not a viable option until I get on to some serious medication that makes me not care. For now, caring is inevitable.

Eh I posted it as a comment on the entry. It is not funny or trying to be, just sad and analytical.
A few hours later I removed that comment, but then I put it back. I am embarrassed merely that it exists, not due to any specific thing I said in it.



April 11, 2019
A confusing jamboree of piercing noise, routine roller-skating, misogyny and Orwellian special effects, ”Starlight Express” is the perfect gift for the kid who has everything except parents.


page 3-36 of this whose front page i have replaced with the page list because that is the only one I link to anyway.
as if this whole section of the “story,” were not detoury enough, I felt an overpowering urge to insert yet another detour to tie up an element i introduced ages ago without a plan for it that i probably could have resolved a few pages ago in a more natural fashion but did not think of until now. Or rather i had some resolution in mind but it would have been yet less natural than this. But to wait yet longer would be worse.

i think my dropped/shoddily resolved plot point track record is still better than Twin Peaks season 3 and it only took me half as long to make this.

As often occurs, this does not feel at all finished to me. I worry that the overall product has lost much of what little semblance of being coherent it ever had. But I do not know how to fix it without gutting the satiation of my own obsessive compulsion that it provides. All the people who look straight at it and ignore it except to remark on how “cute” nemitz is while openly endorsing really, really dumb stuff can be wrong but not likely 100%.

When I put the second comic book together, a big heap of the time involved stretching out an area that was much too condensed. That seems to only be possible when I already have all the scenes drawn, which is ridiculous because it is much easier to move things when they are only vague sketches. Things that make sense do not make sense to me.



April 3, 2019
Matthew has a crush on Kimberly from school and it is partly due to this that Chester persuades him to dress like a girl and play for the team under the name Martha.


apparently I have much more to say about this than I can manage at the moment so I will instead say as little as possible and hopefully prompt myself to finish later.
if necessary you can watch a few seconds of that for your own independent research.



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them`s fightin` woids: April 19, 2019
Frimpinheap sez:
I had been attempting to draw the character Brienne of Tarth from the television series Game of...
April 15, 2019
Frimpinheap sez:
Oh naw! That was not my intent! I suppose I can fix that easily enough. It is an interesting...
April 15, 2019
pindohodo sez:
yikes! Did that hand just sprout into a mini-Kumquat?
April 6, 2019
Frimpinheap sez:
It is forbidden!
April 6, 2019
Charmlatan sez:
Thanks for the thorough explanation, although now I’m interested in this fobidden blount...
April 6, 2019
Frimpinheap sez:
here is the REAL real problem: there are actually THREE! I probably edited the wrong one...
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