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July 23, 2020
“It wasn’t intended to be an anthem for square people, and not everyone recognized the irony,” said Lewis.[3]

oh busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy
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show me an “influencer” who is totally comfortable on social media, posting every single day, always smiling, making money from it, and I will show you a hollow psychopath cheating lying racist sexual predator. how is anybody still surprised at that sort of “revelation?”
This as life isn’t natural. It turns people into mutants. You can’t thrive on this unless your empathy is broken or you have a staff handling it for you, and I would still worry about whoever gets hired for that.
every power structure has abusive perverts at the top, and a good amount of the way toward the top.


speaking of news that isn’t news, John Wayne, the quintessential white guy pretending to be a tough white guy, believed in the superiority of tough white guyness. I didn’t know he had ever specifically said so but i didn’t assume he hadn’t, nor that an airport was named for him.

I knew he made a movie where he keeps women in line by spanking them, however. Without having seen any John Wayne films I assumed he killed Indians in most of them and was famous primarily for that, and wouldn’t have kept doing it if he didn’t believe in it to a degree. Would there have been an airport named after him to begin with if he weren’t racist?



I’m so embarrassed, I had no idea, this is really casting Ganon in a new light for me.

it’s “who cares?” isn’t it


if Seinfeld is supreme above all situation comedy television programs then why is the text declaring so a reference to The Simpsons?

apparently I had a few complaints about Seinfeld that are preventing this item from being completed so I will likewise* banish that to the Phantom Zone until such time that I feel like finishing it, which typically is never.

*this is referring to the mouseover text on the last picture, which I never do in the regular text because I assume most people don’t know the mouseover text is there and I don’t point out that it is because I think it is better when it is not pointed at, except by mouse cursors. I prefer them distracted so they don’t get around to cursing my mouse.



July 16, 2020
After police had been alerted they found five to six people in Church Street, all smartly dressed and spoke to them about the noise.

this thing isn’t finished; it can’t yet be attacked, however desperately it deserves to be, and oh! I now hear microphone noise in one of the “wah”s, but I thought a quick video would be fine. as is typical, 37 different things are wrong that aren’t even relevant, so the “quick” part has gone on a considerable while, because grapety purple everybody inside the computer needs to be the center of attention and can’t just do what they are supposed to. these noseless idiots screaming at me are pleasant by comparison. I also can’t tell if my internet is terrible right now or this new version of OBS that captures off center and can’t be edited in my outdated bootleg version of scony vegas outputted an INCREDIBLY watery video, with increased video resolution and quality being the sole reason I am attempting to use a newer screwier OBS over the older one that is much more agreeable. I couldn’t do more than 1024×768 but at least I didn’t need a snorkel to look at it.



July 8, 2020
This musical is tawdry, lazy and unedifying, and one could sense a miasma of disappointment emanating from an audience of up-for-it Spice Girls fans realising that they had paid top whack to see a clunker.”[21]


tra la la scumbag circlejerk oh ho ho tee hee hee


are they trying to make me feel sympathy for this dork?

How is a play written six years ago and set over two hundred years ago supposed to or fair to expect to address real-world violence? Anybody who can afford to go to broadway plays isn’t looking to be reminded of it, either so it doesn’t make financial sense to incorporate, and if something wasn’t expected to make money it wouldn’t be on Broadway, which is why the one with Spiderman was able to keep getting more money smeared over it long after it should have been scrapped. Violence didn’t come into existence in May but the idea that everybody has to make a public statement and just the right one about it seems to have.


This is such a surreal statement, I cannot even tell if it is sarcastic. It almost doesn’t matter, since this is a game that cannot be won. EVERYTHING is “problematic” to a degree and it is IMPOSSIBLE to be “woke enough.” the success of hamilton paved the way for you to be able to get legitimate press for your astounding “woke”ness. I agree that it is probably primarily for rich and/or white people who want to seem “hip” by liking stuff that doesn’t have white people in it, and I am yet unconvinced that a majority who claim to even do like it. However this is definitely an example of biting the hand that feeds you, and in this case the hand apologizes for being bitten. You can’t be that big a success in the United States withOUT appealing to white people since an overwhelmingly majority still are white, however much people in The Media want to appear more skin-tonally diverse.


I said it in 2017, Mirandy is just as tri-state-area white as I am, he just happens to have ancestors from a different place and richer parents and inadvertently became a sort of mascot for this movement or whatever it is. He isn’t prepared for that because he didn’t plan on being that and it isn’t his experience. And he can’t very well pretend it is, because he is a terrible actor.

i appreciate that Hamiltor’s unquestionable god-status is being allowed to break down publicly, i suppose, but I would prefer these criticisms to come from people who have actually seen it, because I also haven’t and also don’t intend to. Not even see it at the dumb old Schubert theater in New Haven where I saw dumb old Spamalot, and by the time Spamilton comes out I will know in advance to tell people not to buy me a ticket to see it as a gift. Alas, a proper criticism requires more awareness than that.


this will suffice



July 2, 2020
taz can also walk toward you, but it won’t do you, or him, any good.


this link is copied off my pay-treon page and I am concerned its “token” will expire and it will stop functioning in the intended capacity

tentative gz-doom walking frames for a creature deliberately resembling ziv (orange lope-like lizard) from the airplane cartoon fragment. actually creating this scene in the doom engine, the thing that the cartoon was originally created to prevent me trying to do, seems like it may yet be necessary, but also possible with developments from the past few years, and regardless of whether my doing that is feasible i took it upon me to make isolated walking sprites for the lizards. or one of them, anyway. even though they are identical apart from their head protrusions and snout thickness i believe i will not be able to recycle their bodies. But only one actually “walks” during the scene. everything else i will probably have to import just as it is and use it only for this, awkwardly, frame-by-frame. I swear that almost makes sense in the context of gzdoom.

these colors are not quite accurate, deliberately, because it is presently mapped to the in-game palette, which I can replace ranges from within the “monster” definition data. the palette is stupidly designed, with the darkest oranges separate from the lighter ones, but the reds are all together, so replacing reds is easier than replacing oranges. Had my initial goals been grander and more focused I would have designed my own palette possibly but that is not how things worked and fortunately they are no longer incredibly relevant apart from how i go about replacing its ranges.
even though the dork is supposed to be orange, i don’t necessarily want it to be doom-palette orange, and if i want to place other generic lizards elsewhere that have blue or yellow skin this will make that simpler. Its spines are orange because i was not expecting to care about those but oops i did. it might need some tail points also but the original lacked them and they did not seem to be a priority.

despite my having drawn these with those dopes‘s frames as a guide this still took much of two days. were i a real artist i could have used a 3d model i already made and just loosely drawn over it and have been done in maybe four hours. I did not make a video with this because now the month is july and i am overcome with urgency at preparing comic book 4 and also cleaning up and coloring in beet cartoon 3. there is always a task that can’t ever end to break any momentum I might have developed on another one.


however i made a different video showing something less significant a week ago and did not even bother to edit or frame it properly. One of these days will definitely be one of these days.



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them`s fightin` woids: July 21, 2020
Frimpinheap sez:
Thank you for approving! I don’t like to compare this to an “alpha build”...
July 19, 2020
Charmlatan sez:
Well, I wish to report that the video worked well, it’s like any other alpha build video of...
July 5, 2020
Charmlatan sez:
Don’t worry about having cake, because unfortunately I had enough for both of us. Oh dear. Oh...
July 4, 2020
Frimpinheap sez:
once i gave the blue dope a specific reason to have an umbrella, I could no longer casually...
July 4, 2020
Charmlatan sez:
Ah, interesting. Perhaps the umbrella can come back as a secret weapon. Hope there’s more...
July 4, 2020
Frimpinheap sez:
one dope is much like another but that is correct. It carries an umbrella in the cartoonish...
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