an unusually hued nemitz wants to show you this pine cone mit found but you don’t have to look at it

Plus a few differently rendered variants, just to be extra annoying. The fool seems unaware that the pine cone escaped amitz this.
or that is what i said on my instant grampage.
it was in fact drawn different ways in an attempt to explain, more coherently than in the past, to people who want to buy drawings from me, what styles I can draw them in. However nobody has asked for one since then, which leads me to suspect that people have interpreted that as me only being able to draw nemitz, and not even consistently. TYPICAL nemitz skulduggery. I also didn’t mention it on my instant gram page because my mother sees that page and whenever I mention selling dumb drawings within her range she wants to help by telling me about Jobs, most recently sending me a link to a dubious advertisement for free instant high paying Jobs testing software that are actually just introductory seminars that try to sell you access to more seminars. Nobody who does buy drawings from me comes from instagram anyway. I don’t know WHERE they come from, quite honestly. Canada, maybe. I always complain about doing them anyway, and I have other things to do! It isn’t surprising I don’t have more customers. I am uncertain to what degree that is deliberate self-sabotage. nemitz however is conspicuously, consistently blameable, which I would thank mit for were that good rather than a deferment of bad. argf now I am conflicted again! About whether it being nemitz’ fault rather than mine is good! I can’t believe nemitz would wage psychological warfare against me! And yet it is so awful that I feel like I ought to believe it, so I am conflicted about that as well! But that does not contribute to my well-being at all! I should shove nemitz into a well. But then there would still be five nemitzes left, so I would have to shove them into different wells to ensure that the well remained unobstructed and that they did not pile up in such a way that the top most mitz could escape and seek a means of rescuing the others. I really do not deserve problems like this.

page 63 of part 3 of this
you will believe i still cannot draw the lopemobile without looking at my own references from over ten years ago
ALSO I neglected to check that the title tag on the previous page 62 “This is one frame too many with nemitz in it” showed up properly and failed to notice that it didn’t due to a repetition of 61’s :”I hate this page because the bowtie meep does not get beaten up during it.” As the bow tie meep does not get beaten up on either page it is very possible to believe that this duplication was deliberate. In the future I will strive to have the bowtie meep get beaten up on every page so no such confusion can occur.

i ALSO failed to notice that the “comic strips” link at the top of the page did not work, making that one tab out of six with any reason to be there. The url WAS valid before all the security certificate shenanigans of the past few years. It should work now although I still have yet to upload the other pathetic snake comic strips from where I stopped with them during the initial announcement that I had made a page for them in 2022. Thankfully this is not pathetic enough to have an additional comic strip made about it and added to the badcklog.

no thank you

this generation’s mascot scientists face a complex issue: how can they improve upon the previous generations’ creepifying efforts? Every benign forgettable character from the 1950s that hasn’t been excized has already been over airbrushed and 3d rendered and sapped of all remotely organic elements. What possibly remains to be done that can make them worse? the keebler company, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Kellogg company, decided to have the creepler elf give up its long standing sideways glance in favor of a horrifying straight ahead stare.

here, at the same store, in a picture taken AFTER the previous two, is a vintage keebler elf on the a shelf for damaged products, ironic considering the psychological damage its descendant inflicts. Perhaps they had a fight for leadership of the tribe, this one lost and was banished. Or exported as the labeling suggests.

captain crunch, a long time veteran of my posts fixating on the packaging of products I do not buy, doesn’t look quite 3d rendered but mysteriously rather like an attempt at a two dimensional drawing OF a 3d rendered captain. the question here: is the box on the right the previous design or the aftermath of people seeing the box on the left and filing complaints?
another possibility: the left side character is actually a different Captain. Consider that he needs to order himself to crunchatize himself even though all crunch scholars know that “he” has done that already. However, the management saw

“oops! All Mega Berries” and finally realized the previous Captain Crunch had been all these years filling boxes with his personal berries (and donuts) on purpose while trying to pass it off as production errors. but as is too often the case, the corruption goes all the way to the top. Or to slightly below admiral, anyhow. The yellow box does not even bother to say “oops!” I never accepted the oops but its absence shows that the captain believes he is entitled to all berries, and his hubris level has become uncontainable. On that note, he ran out of cereal containers, and had to put the berries into little pouches instead. What would have been next? “oops one berry in a thimble” ? That Captain had to GO. Perhaps the previous elf has also been replaced for the same reason.

Now I have to go as well

oh beans

Worst Selling Video Games volume 8

featuring fantastic items that I didn’t think were good enough for previous entries, such as

dinette set willy

peter crack habit

dynamite dukakis

Baldur’s gated community

the winding of a clock

wing orderer

blister mister

resident emu

alex kidd in rehab

deadly howards

wild armpits

dino dini’s teeny dinosaur diner

ultima quest of the salad bar

chester cheetah too mutilated to be recognizable

mavis beacon lettuce and tomato

shining the holyoke massachussetts

the hypertension heist

Snoop Punky Skunk

kid incarcerated

battle of a limpet

rub-a-dub-dub-terrania

pirates of duck water

metal ear

god of chores

red dead loaf of bread

beyond ore ida

renegatorade

befrienders of the crown

knights of the clown

Cheerios of the Lance

backgammon arkham asylum

Huggy Bear and the Ho Gang Bang Antonio Fargas is Missing Mario Vargas Llosa’s Time Machine One Maywether and his Floyd pie by the sorbet kirby’s well-trimmed yard pizza tower can’tra wobble wagon

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
part 6
part 7 wasn’t that long ago!