December 9, 2010

I’m not surprised that this place was raided by police. Only because it was for selling stolen goods and not for stuffing dead bodies inside mattresses. That at least explains how they were able to sell the things for one dollar.

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Hey, Thursday the 16, how are you feeling today?

Well you’ll just have to wait some more, thursday!
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Now that I have time to attempt to make nice things I am too cold to do that. I have, however, stopped cracking my knuckles, in case you didn’t notice.

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I ought to preface this with the comical sound effect “nsfw”.


This means “not safe for work.” Evidently goofing off while on salaried time is permissible as long as there aren’t any nipples involved. Unfortunately, if you are in a field of work like bullfighter, broken glass juggler or piranha plant farmer which is inherently unsafe anyhow, you should be warned about using your on-the-job internet for this. People who do not work may not look under any circumstances.

Personally, I have to disagree with the necessity of this sort of notification, at least for the specific context of what I’m doing here. If anything, you’ll find it repulsive enough to turn away sooner than you ordinarily would and maybe actually get something done. And so:



I’ve been asked at least 0 times if various characters that I have been rumored to draw pictures of are male or female. My answer is usually “no” but in actuality I leave people to determine whatever suits them best, in the absence of any hard (ha uh) evidence one way or another way because this is important to them? I have in possession a picture, that at last proves that elpse, the green imp, is…

really ugly. We don’t learn anything new about nemitz. Just as cooperative as usual. Don’t you know, nemitz only associates with ducks and toilets.

This seems to be from an anonymous group picture drawing session, but I think I know who did the first one; I only know one person who draws hands like that who would also dare to draw a dumb nemitz. I’ll be more specific some other occasion.
Or maybe just the next time I get googly curious about meeplesworth, which is associated with ever more prestigious topics.


My initial suspicion was that this person provided a link to explain what the creature was and whoever added the second character hadn’t actually any idea what it was. Almost certainly for the best.


What I’m curious about is the third party who saw the picture and identified the depicted parties collectively as “bimshwel.” I didn’t think anybody associated these dumb imps with the website I pay for, (apart from their current presence in the main page’s header, but nobody comes to the main page) rather than the sites I use for free and post pictures of these on. Such as, for example, the last time I ended up there. I don’t even call them “bimshwel.” I’m not complaining, though; I’d never have found it at all if nobody had cared to drop one of my obsessive google keywords somewhere on the page and it was just about the best laugh I had the whole day I found this. I catalog and rate all my laughs because I am a miserable person.

You could argue that the challenger isn’t supposed to be an elpse at all due to the wrong horns and uncharacteristic scrotum-like object beneath the neck and the grotesque nipply fat-sacs about the chest region and you’d have a very solid argument. Congratulations.

I spoke briefly with the artist and he informed me
well it started to be a cute pic and suddenly… oh well it’s always got a good ambiance there.
He denied any knowledge of the second creature, only submitting that he thought it was supposed to be a cow. Well for all we know it’s actually an eagle.

My hope, however, is that it’s The Skinny Cow.

That’s the only anthropomopized cow in the history of illustration to not have a horrendous, prominent pink udder so… well now it has… hey, wait a minute!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOLOADING

You’re so proud of yourself, aren’t you!



6 Responses
  1. 1
    4:12 am, December 10, 2010

    July of 2012 sez:

    I don’t believe that “Bimshwel” is being used here as a name for the characters themselves so much as the collected contents of the website bimshwel.com, which, among other things, contains comic strips and other media featuring these characters. For the lack of any specific name to refer to the above-named subcategory, using the designation of the next group up seems reasonable enough, at least until some sort of distinction is required (e.g. someone begins producing pornographic media concerning your various ad robots). What’s more, I seem to recall you once referring to the aforementioned characters as the “Bimshwellians” (or something of that sort, in any case) so there is precedence for this sort of thing.

    That said, I am not especially convinced that Nemitz being fondled by an alleged cow with human-like mammary glands is significantly preferable to Nemitz being fondled by an alleged Elpse with human-like mammary glands. I am even less convinced that an alleged cow with human-like mammary glands is preferable to a cow with a horrendous, prominent pink udder, as unpleasant as the latter may be.

  2. 2
    3:47 pm, December 10, 2010

    Preflubmrinkt sez:

    I agree! That’s why the cow was laughing at me! They win either way!

    I always tend to assume that people who know me from the awful art sites don’t actually bother with this one! It’s nice to know that some do, I suppose, or just that anybody recognizes anything related to my junk out of context, even if they’re users of smutty image boards.

    Also, it’s a pity this machine does not permit me to pre-approve comments by specific IP addresses; yours here was almost lost because it contained the word “pornographic,” even though my robot friends rarely bother to spell it beyond the first four letters.

  3. 3
    3:58 pm, December 11, 2010

    Mxy sez:

    I regularly search the phrase “Bimshwel porn” in Google and I’d never seen that before. Perhaps it’s finally time to switch to Altavista.

  4. 4
    1:13 am, December 16, 2010

    Preflubmrinkt sez:

    As always, you were ahead of your time!

  5. 5
    12:08 pm, December 17, 2010

    Spiyda Boi's PR Overlord sez:

    I was wondering, will you be posting another one of those Christmassy wallpapers sometime soon?

  6. 6
    2:54 pm, December 17, 2010

    Preflubmrinkt sez:

    I haven’t made something like that in two years, sadly! Last year I lacked the impetus and this year I lacked the time. I could certainly make a picture with snow in it, I suppose, but it wouldn’t be very complex.

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