I went somewhere. Somewhere other than the previous occasion. I also came back.
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I’m tired of “badass” works of media. That’s how hardcore I am.
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During the last time I slept, I experienced a dream in which there were terrorism attacks or major riots or plain old world-ending going on outside and the first thing I did was try to prove to myself that it was a dream, but I failed, and so it was real. However, I never attempt to do that outside of dreams and so it must have been. I have no doubt of my consciousness while in its presence.
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An actual scene from inside my refrigerator. This is precisely what I want to find waiting for me when I go away for a week. In case you’re wondering, I was in hiding…
AH NAW! Sausage found me.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH NAWWWWWWWWWW! Mexican sodee pop! Get me out of here! No actually build a wall and send THEM home.
Why I don’t reckon I’d have any respect for them Mexies if they didn’t send THIS back to US with a stern reprimand if the situation arose.
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Anonymous sez:
Fanta of the opera………………
PurpleSpace sez:
Spam Lite is apparently better for you than regular Spam? But if I actually cared enough to understand why Spam Lite is better, I’d know I really shouldn’t be eating processed meats and instead eating nothing but broccoli!