i don’t know if this is funny at all –possibly this video showing the individual parts used to assemble the kraft mario bros macaroni commercial accompanied by a completely deadpan voice naming each of them is funnier– and the script is so old that bob hoskins was still alive when i first wrote it, and screwing with cdi cartoons was old then, yet i still would think about this in 2025, so i had almost no choice but to deal with it
the one person i have had any comment from about this so far seems to think it is not screwy enough, perhaps needing more repetitive editing and speaker-wrecking volume. I am not looking to compete with or join with people who engage in or enjoy that. A bit later a second comment simply announced “gay” and I can’t quite manage that either. There hasn’t been a “community” yet whose rituals I was able or willing to imitate well or long enough to belong among them. As usually is the case, i just like a few specific components, in this case imitating the mario actor’s voice and stupid written correspondence, and stuck with that. i do not have any more “videos” “planned” so presumably i will find worse things to do with my time again.
another video mix of sega genesis voices and arguably relevant pictures that absolutely has a reason to exist. People kept asking me to make a video like this for dynamite headdy or sonic cd so i did it for gley lancer
i regret that i had to remove this picture. There isn’t time to read the text on it which is the main reason it is funny to me. back when the genesis fan-translation came out i had never heard of monster world 4 and i must have tried to look up information about it but it was only in japanese, and i ran this page through google translate, and fixated on “you will defend with the shield.” you WILL. you have NO CHOICE but to DEFEND with THE shield. Don’t try to get out of this responsibility
The “doodily doodily doo” came from some “sprout” machine preloaded with stupid videos produced by the same company that my niece was carrying around 7 years ago, and that i probably meant to put in a ristar-related video and then simply forgot about when I actually made a ristar video, so now it gets to make even less sense than it would have otherwise.
it is redrawn from a 2003 picture (on that page, but also immediately below on this page) which various recent circumstances of my existence unrelated to utterly unnecessary federal aviation control funding cuts made me think of.
sorting out the roofs is the hardest part. i am never quite sure what all the nonsense on roofs IS. I don’t know that I did enough to make the turbine vent stand out since it is hard to communicate how stupid those look when I can’t show it in motion, even with a bird on it.
WHAT a STUPID bird! That looks like the world’s dumbest bird. Except there are numerous videos of birds doing that and they can’t all be the single dumbest bird but they are likely in the dumbest category of birds
ideally its past appeal didn’t in part come from its cheapo 2004 pixel rendering or the absence of that obnoxious WAH creature in one of the windows. i like to imagine that knowing the building was inhabited by those makes the thought of a flaming aircraft bumping into it less worrisome
WHAT??! i REFUSE to WAIT for dopes! If they have a house, I evict them immediately, and failing that, i throw a helicopter at them. ARRRRGHF and i already wasted it on the dumb wah beasts! What a fool I’ve been! This isn’t right, having to choose between the dumbest birds teamed up with the third dumbest imps and the unquestionably dumbest imps. And with helicopter prices what they are now I can’t afford a second one.
this has not literally occurred, at least not in this exact manner, but mostly because I know people react this way and I generally do not want to make my dumb problem into someone else’s bigger problem with me, however ridiculous the thought process behind it is. i do not believe i could ever say “i have an agender identity” aloud without putting an insulting inflection on it. nonetheless that is something which i WANT to express.
This previously featured additional dialog that i worried was excessive. And so i removed it, but i still think about what i removed. i like some of the dropped poses and some of the dropped dialog isn’t even redundant with what i have put in past annoying pathetic snake comic strips.
too many dumb snake comics these days. i have let the dedicated side-site for them fall out of date again (now amended), and still without investigating the elephantitis of its navigation links (still still)
I do not think “rollercoaster” is a proper assessment; that would require going back up before going down again. Trump policy forgoes laws of physics, among others
b-b-but it could WORK!
the fault (regarding this communication) might be with the headline writer. it often is. the headline implies with “it could work” that a net positive outcome is possible, whereas it merely means that those who already control pretty much everything MIGHT get to control slightly more of it.
they have no love or happiness (and possibly are quite dirty) and so only “win” by depriving others further. they can’t use what they deprive you of, but it is more important that you don’t have it.
march 31 supposedly was “trans day of visibility,” and as it usually goes I did not know there was one or that it was coming, and so was unprepared.
I also do not know if i properly qualify as “trans” but i absolutely have trans-like issues via preferring ambiguity, on account of not believing that i would be accepted as a full trans person, which a good many people and systems who don’t know me [and a few who sadly do believe that they know me would] still scorn me for, and i also hate to be seen, perhaps in large part due to those issues, so here comes this
on further reflection it isn’t all that different from this idea except i spent substantially less time drawing it and no longer share a bathroom with other people’s toothbrushes
Today’s might have communicated its message better if i showed the creature driving and going to a store to obtain the potion ingredients and emphasizing how it fares poorly when seen amidst doing that, but I have shown that before also! It didn’t communicate its point well but they never do. I would almost hate to break from tradition if I knew how.