December 13, 2012


Cards that were, I presume, used in a limited variety of areas to promote the “real” art show that will occur regardless of my personal involvement on Thursday of this week.
This, being legally Thursday, would be unreasonably late to make such an announcement, but I am unaccustomed to anybody I know from the internet having easy access to any of my locations. That is probably the best for all parties involved. I pose this out of compulsion. That is also a safety matter.
I am concerned that the only people I know will be showing up are people who could just come and visit me at my apartment. That would have saved much effort and one awkward, sleep-deprived bimshwel entry. However, the promotion promises a “holiday party for the arts community” which is probably the same group from the Summer “member shows,” and that is swell; it’s really not right that we should only have the opportunity to utterly not relate to each other only once a year. I never get tired of people who never get tired of dreary local landscapes and collages of random newspaper headlines painted red and put in frames.

The title is not my doing; when I saw “no, seriously” I said “oh, honestly.” However, I can be blamed for negligence regarding the name associated with my outgoing email. Beans cunningham because it vaguely resembles my given name. I would not use some internet alias for an important occasion like this because that would be silly. However, n ow that I have experimented with being called “beans” in person I dislike it also. I am too dull in person to be owed a name like beans. Fortunately, this is actually just that office again and not a real art gallery. Ah safe, reliable obscurity.
It is a nice office, though, and well-heated. I also approve of work being done.

Of course that time I went to drop of pictures everybody had gone home early (unless they were merely hiding (and if they have to stay the full 2 hours of this get-together… I probably won’t even do that!), but the custodian was on the job and inadvertently let me in while I was preoccupied visiting the various restrooms trying to find one with soap in it. The woman must have seen the huge stack of the things, pitifully positioned against the wall, but probably figured I knew nobody would steal them. In actuality I was merely so pitiful that I had no intention of carrying them for the 30 minute walk back to my apartment but held out optimism that somebody WOULD steal them, if given the opportunity, but would not happen to enter the building.


The other side. The nemitz was not on the real card, I added it just now. Any sooner and NOBODY would be showing up. I couldn’t stand there being a white space. This modification is to teach me a lesson, then, clearly.
It is a reused nemitz; I am far behind all matters and not in a proper functioning state if I can’t take three minutes to draw a slightly different dumb mitz. That thing is SO PROUD and doesn’t even realize it’s a perfect duplicate of another nemitz. There is absolutely nothing unique about it! What a derivative scumbag!

The cover-claiming was similarly beyond my control; I would prefer to share it, for this setup here makes me The Establishment and a deserving target of resentment. I imagine enough as things are without actually needing to receive any.

I recently attended another art related “event,” and some of these cards were present there. A bit later, when I went to leave and get hustled for $3 by some guy outside waving a rake around, pretending to be the janitor (the real janitor would have, again, seen my pictures and known I couldn’t possibly have sold anything), I noticed the cards were all gone. That meant they were either all taken or deliberately tossed on the floor/into a waste receptacle. The first is good because it suggests interest in what I am doing and the second is good because it shows a triumph of taste and decency


The idea of people unknowingly bringing this into their homes is horrifying, and them doing it with full knowledge is worse!



3 Responses
  1. 1
    11:47 am, December 14, 2012

    PurpleSpace sez:

    Newspaper collages? I have never quite understood how aesthetically arranging things created by other people could be considered art. That is just me, but the things usually need to be arranged to a high level of quality or else they look like one of those “ipossible” jigsaw puzzles depicting collections of items.

    Puzzles can even go one step further by making all the items be the exact same item duplicated hundreds of times.

    Adding a Nemitz to the card does fill that unrelieved white spot, even if it is filling it with a Nemitz.

  2. 2
    2:52 pm, December 14, 2012

    Stealth Potato sez:

    Hey there! Have you heard the news about Brutal Hexen too? :o

  3. 3
    6:58 pm, December 14, 2012

    Rororivis sez:

    I didn’t even know there was a potato here! How did you get in without me noticing?

    purply
    I have seen some people get interesting results by using collages as inspiration or a vague layout, but that is with photographs. I really should not be in the company of these people. I have no idea how they are proud of their work or how they justify charging $600 for it, or if they have a history of sales to make them confident that will work.

    My required “artist statement” has a “real” nemitz drawn on it also, but I forgot I had brought it with me yesterday and did not have it displayed anywhere until most of the attendees had left. Probably for the best.

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