Ha, I finally get people to look at this page and then I disappear for a week and a harf. Ha, I laugh at my own remarks that aren’t even jokes. You will believe there are still moderately expensive hotel rooms in this country without easily accessible internet. You will also believe that I never needed an excuse that good. Here, have a fox at war. Nevermind why, for the moment.
You may be pleased to know I actually had this done last Tuesday but couldn’t be bothered to make even as lazy an update as this out of it. Also, I only realized now after printing this out and giving it to a fellow that there was a big pink streak from where I had moved the edge of the tank bullet (that’s what the large shiny thing is) and forgot to fill in the vacated space. And then I fixed it and for the first time ever saved the little internet version COMPLETELY over the big version that I make prints from right just now. I can restore it from my flash drive duplicate, but it’s the botch that counts. Thankfully, that is not the most disgraceful thing I allowed to happen over the week-end and surrounding territories. That would have been a disappointment, I think. I always bring enough gaffes for everyone.
Some people insist on enjoying themselves anyway.
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Greemish Volcabbage sez:
Oh btw, I like to download roms from doperoms because I like dopes.
Umpulurgit sez:
Krrrrr… that never happened! I did not say that! Whoever did should go to JAIL. And I don’t ever say “btw!” I don’t even say “by the way” most of the time! Get your facts proper, impostor!
A muckraker sez:
Interesting, very interesting. But answer me this question: if you did not write the above, then how do you know what “btw” is meant to stand for in this instance? Is it not just as likely to mean “bite ten walruses”, “balkanize the world” or “beets taste weird” as “by the way”? For someone who purportedly didn’t write such a thing, you sure seem to know a lot about the author’s intent.
And as for the content itself…well, you do seem to have a certain fondness for dopes. Why, there’s a dope at the top of every comment page! Some pages have still further dopes on them as well. Surely a person who didn’t like dopes wouldn’t surround themselves with so many of them.
This all seem awfully suspicious, if you ask me.
Umpulurgit sez:
One who would claim to like dopes could not possibly possess the creative impulse to replace a common, thoughtless phrase with another thing. A clever person who would do so would not additionally assume I would figure it out without hint or explanation.
Dopes come and go. They have been coming and going long before I made it my task to call them out on it. Perhaps the dopes realize I am a threat, despite their usual inability to realize things, and so are amassing in an attempt to intimidate me into silence. Obviously it isn’t working, but I wouldn’t expect a dope-hatched plan to be any good.
I think your problem is that you are trying to rake muck. Rakes were not designed for muck!