Remind me to tell you about raisins sometime sometime.
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Can that detection system truly be at all reliable if this shady character can climb right through the not-allowed symbol without anyone noticing? Clearly this is not the service to protect your mailbox with.
Now nobody’s safe. Even the trees are after our mail.
Our precious frozen mail crystals. This stuff is important!
Our top story: a snowflake done showed up!
Well it SHOULD. These laws are outdated and irrelevant! The international community is doing NOTHING to address the threats of modern times.
After them, you fools! Are you truly going to let them get away with it? He can’t possibly hit ALL of you with his ninja stars! Arrgh, they think they’re so cool!
Once again it’s up to the blessed corporations of the world to make the best of a bad situation.
Now all that’s left is to proofread this to make sure it forms a coherent narrative. So hopefully I’ll get to that one of these days.
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Rupert sez:
rupe rupe rupe rupe rupe
Rabivit sez:
Congratulations, you win a rupee.
ifihadjo sez:
Is that the Disney film where the cute puppies eat the body of their deceased trainer when they get stuck in an avalanche? Or is it the other one. . . ?
Snowbody sez:
Nope, I’ve never watched that.
Snowbody sez:
…but if you really want me to, I suppose I could check it out.
Rabivit sez:
Ifihadjo: Cuba Gooding Jr. is in that one, right? As you can plainly see he isn’t in this one, so this most likely is the sequel.
A couple of the dogs got eaten too, and subsequently replaced, from the look of things. Although now I find myself wondering which of those dogs is played by James Coburn.
Snowbody: Don’t worry about it, I think I cleared up the mystery. You needn’t take such a bold and dangerous action!