March 27, 2017
People laugh at Donald Trump for that McDonald’s commercial he did with Grimace but overlook the fact that Ted Cruz IS 1970s Burger King’s Duke of Doubt. This is important because as a nobleman of a foreign nation, Cruz violated article two of the US Constitution by running for president. We are told to worry about Russian influence on our government but there is an embassy to the Burger Kingdom in every major city.
Which is not to indicate the Duke necessarily pleases the king but he does what he is told as best he knows how.
Apparently I have more to say about this. I presumed I had talked at length about the Duke on past occasions, but there seems no easily-obtainable record of it on this website. Certainly, my preliminary inquiry leads me to doubt that there is.
addender: I showed a picture of the duke in this entry here but did not discuss the matter.
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Norbert sez:
This is like the best thing yet
Purplespace sez:
Does the Duke of Doubt have his own video game as well?
Frimpinheap sez:
I doubt it.
Frimpinheap sez:
You might expect me to put in more effort and not say something so obvious but AYPRUL FOOUL I did what you did not expect!
Purplespace sez:
Well if the Burger King has his own game (four of them no less), then why not this guy? I’m sure they would have made a game about the Burger King kids club members (all I really remember is that it had some kid dressed for laser tag who used a remote control to teleport kids inside burger king restaurants) had they thought it would sell and be produced inexpensively.
Frimpinheap sez:
Bear in mind that in the Duke’s day video games were not affairs of nuance; it was of utmost priority to protect the earth from invaders from space. Petty infighting among humans could spoil the whole thing.
A duke’s task would be primarily to ensure the populace’s safety through management of the grain reserves (and the fly reserves if you had time), and to not interfere with the monarch’s antics with regard to exhibition of the hamburger reserves. While you may fantasize about usurping the king, you would not make your dissatisfaction public knowledge.