June 17, 2007

Oh, look. A stupid word press page. Why? The original idea was to make things easier, but considering I’ve been fiddling with it since February and it still doesn’t do what I want it to, by now I’m just looking for an excuse to go away. Not forever, maybe not even for more than a week. I may give up on the idea altogether like I usually do.

I am not in a good state. Though I’d rather be in Connecticut than Louisiana this time of year, I referred to my mental state. Would a proper person say something like that?

What I’ve been doing here, it needs to change, because that ain’t workin’ (and yet, that’s the way you do it). And it’s been not working for a long time; I wrote that joke months ago.

Yes, so, supposedly this has an RSS feed. I don’t know how that works and I have no personal use for it, but if there’s anyone to see this for whom that’s less of a hassle than actually looking at this page again, then fine. Wonderful. Splendid.

This isn’t fair.

This means, as far as I am aware, at least until I become better with css, which I likely will not, I cannot have different colors for different months anymore. So oh no! I’ll only have five years worth of crazy backgrounds!

I tried, I really tried to figure this out. It made me cry. Well really, no one thing ever does it, but some can stop me well and completely enough to give the other ones time to catch up and be all remembered at once. See also: Mayonnaise.

I would use tables, but I was told, by annie-lennox, who so courageously yet imprudently attempted to help me with all this, that blind people get messed up by tables, and I would never knowingly commit offense against the wrongfully disabled.

this is a picture of a pineapple
And besides, the wordpresser always changes my code when I use tables anyway. I realize I’m the only person who having different colors is important to, but I’m the only person a lot of this is important to. I’m not sure I trust a database to remember everything I put into it… no, I definitely don’t, so I’ll probably still keep html records, which will find some way to make itself even more of a hassle, undoubtedly. Probably after I edit something and then need to resave what I changed. And gosh I wish this edit box would stop reverting to “visual” mode, which converts all my html code into <i>html code.</i> Considering all the silly nonsense I had to figure out to get this working, it’s a little insulting for this to assume I need help inserting pictures and fancy text.

It also inexplicably deletes my line skippings. And then when I edit this to re add one it deletes a different one.

Hopefully these changes will resolve the issues of all my links breaking when I move entries off the front page. Maybe you’ve noticed those have a tendency to bring up the NOOOOOOOOOO screen that I thought was funny for probably even less time than you did.

I hope this doesn’t allow me to see how many “subscribers” I have. Even if there are some, the second the number goes down or I realize those are robots, too, I’ll lose my mind.


CSS is like that ACS stuff from Hexen and ZDoom. For some reason, it’s a lot easier for me to follow these codes when the end result involves blowing things up. And I never finished what I was making with that, either. And I additionally haven’t finished “the first beet…,” so don’t even ask about it. That was some cartoon I started last year which quickly became the singular thing any of the people I showed it to asked me about, if they asked me about anything. Worth noting is that when I tell them there’s been no progress they never ask what I’ve been doing instead. I guess they think I’m up here rolling in filth and autoeroticizing to pictures of produce every hour of all days. Well, no, that is not the case. I have to sleep sometimes.



21 Responses
  1. 1
    2:51 am, June 18, 2007
    ears sez:

    KWAH!
    aw naw.

  2. 2
    2:51 am, June 18, 2007
    Anonymous sez:

    ?

  3. 3
    2:52 am, June 18, 2007
    phreego sez:

    would you like a BURRITO?

  4. 4
    2:58 am, June 18, 2007
    phreego sez:

    burrito.

  5. 5
    3:03 am, June 18, 2007
    phreego sez:

    Burrito burrito burrito burrito. Burriot?

  6. 6
    5:36 am, June 18, 2007
    Fois Gras sez:

    Ehhh, so this is functioning, then?

  7. 7
    7:55 pm, June 17, 2007
    Korthrack sez:

    Yes, yes it is.

  8. 8
    7:57 pm, June 17, 2007
    Fois Gras sez:

    (I am a time traveller.)

  9. 9
    7:58 pm, June 17, 2007
    Fois Gras sez:

    Perhaps the side-thing should be not present for this.

  10. 10
    2:22 pm, June 18, 2007
    Mxy sez:

    RSS feeds scare and confuse me.

  11. 11
    11:02 am, June 19, 2007
    Me sez:

    Personally, I’m fed up.

  12. 12
    5:06 pm, June 19, 2007
    Yamamanama sez:

    Wow, there is a comment thingus now.

  13. 13
    11:35 am, June 20, 2007
    Me sez:

    Ah, so there is!

  14. 14
    8:53 pm, June 20, 2007
    Yamamanama sez:

    Good, I’m not hallucinating and my status as obvious-talking guy is not in danger.

  15. 15
    1:55 pm, June 21, 2007
    Me sez:

    That doesn’t mean you aren’t hallucinating.

  16. 16
    3:13 am, December 5, 2007
    Is tylenol pm safe for dogs. Trackbacked With:

    Can dogs take tylenol pm….

    Tylenol pm dosage. Is tylenol pm safe for dogs….

  17. 17
    9:15 am, December 14, 2007
    I Trackbacked With:

    How do you know when a dog has a headache?

  18. 18
    8:02 pm, December 19, 2007
    Neldotron 2600 sez:

    ultra

  19. 19
    8:03 pm, December 19, 2007
    Neldotron 2600 sez:

    ultramop

  20. 20
    8:04 pm, December 19, 2007
    Neldotron 2600 sez:

    ultramega earfest mcdougal

  21. 21
    8:04 pm, December 19, 2007
    Elfibrax sez:

    Because I blocked “ultram” but wanted to make sure these very common phrases which contain the same letters would go through if and most certainly when they came up.

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