I saw these both in the same store on the same day last month, and must say I am concerned about multiple talking fish encouraging me to get hooked, an event that is often, eventually, fatal for them.

look at this, I couldn’t find any REGULAR-sized hooks down at the local pirate supply store. Where is the public outcry like there was for mcdonalds? It just isn’t safe to get snagged on this.

less so on this. these people are encouraging ADDICTION. While bible dealers encourage bible addiction, crack dealers also encourage crack addiction, and nobody ever brought a loaded tommy gun to a swap meet because they thought other people didn’t believe in crack enough. say what you will about illegal drug merchants, but they only kill their own customers and competition. If one of them started a lobbying firm or got into the supreme court the only thing they would try and make illegal is other dealers’ drugs.

pardon me, a drug dealer on the supreme court doesn’t make sense

it isn’t supposed to, it is a joke.

you don’t understand, the joke doesn’t make sense. there is a reason religious enthusiasts are able to get into positions of lawful power, street drug dealers don’t have that.

that’s the whole point, it is absurd. I am saying something absurd to highlight a common non-“absurdity” that I think ultimately is just as bad.

it doesn’t track that a drug dealer whose illicit source of income is known would have the connections and support to get into white collar business, much less a position of power within the justice system, whereas like it or not christianly devout non-dealers are perceived to have respect among a wide section of the public and would receive support that a crack-seller wouldn’t

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

you got angry so I win

but you’re also obsessively trying to win conversations that don’t matter so your victory is trash

I can’t respond to that since in reality rather than saying “shut up shut up shut up” you said “alright I’m done with you” and soft-blocked the real person this imaginary one is based on. Despite your years of smug satisfaction that unlike OTHER people you don’t block over trifling matters, even softly. Could it be you aren’t as virtuous as you try to present?

I suppose you can take smugger satisfaction in knowing that nobody can be as annoying as the ones I make up; the real person was doing it for months and you only just started!

why do you make up such annoying people? that doesn’t track

it isn’t as depressing to be annoyed by fake people and I can also control when they stop talking

that must be very nice for you

it isn’t! but it evidently it is preferable.

I would be thankful the character is not a fish, but I am not thankful for whatever Gustav Klimt-style horror it is.

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