I don’t know why anyone’s surprised that Hillary Clinton still has not admitted her lack of winningness in regards to the democrat-presidential-candidate nomination.
It took her a year to even admit she was in the ‘race,’ after everyone told me she was, and then at some point she announced that she would announce she was doing it later.
I’m sure it’s a massive improvement over lunchables (what wouldn’t be?), but i still vow to call Oscar Mayer Deli Creations sandwich in-a-box. Go ahead, ask me what this is a picture of. I will not respond, because I can’t hear you. This plan needs work. I’d send it back to the drawing board had my plan to acquire a drawing board not also been sent back to it. I have some rough particle-board eh board resting on and partially hanging over a potentially K-Mart desk someone else was planning to throw away.
Also, I spent several minutes looking for a picture I might have taken of my television showing an ad for Oscar Mayer Deli Creations. Apparently it’s very important to me that you get a 512×384 blurry picture of that with lines going through it.
I am terribly bothered by a name like Gamefly when its competition is the Gametap.
I have to like that Game-trouser-fastening-section slogan, though. Why even bother printing it anywhere? It’s useless. It’d be like if you had a store named food bag and its slogan was ‘ready to put food in bag.’ Ulk, you never listen.
The reason scout leaders are creepy is because these days creepy men are the only ones with Survival skills. On that topic, is it odd if I like Dwight Schrute the character but find Rainn Wilson himself kind of off-putting?
People shouldn’t say “no pun intended” …ever, less when they intend puns. Ooh, apparently Mr. Maddox has scooped me by some days. Potatar, four updates a year and one of them has to bite in on my bumble beef. What am I supposed to do, only post eleven gripelets today?
Why is there half and half but no third, third and third? I demand smaller fractions in the coffee flavorings I don’t use in the coffee I don’t drink!
Maybe my ears wouldn’t be deaf if you’d not let stuff keep falling on them.
When did detroit become dee-troit?
If heroin is a lethal drug to be dealing with, shouldn’t even an amount ingested which does not kill someone still be considered an overdose?
Revenge is a dish best served in a styrofoam tray. If you don’t have one, a plastic Darth Vader mask will suffice.
Every kiss begins with K. But so does every kumquat.
It’s not us versus them. It is me versus a wide assortment of thems.
a chatter –box and a rumor-spreader sez:
?. I thought your tap only dispensed opium.
?. I don’t think I’ve ever said “no pun intended”, and frankly, I doubt ayone wold believe me if I did.
?. If we really want to be pedantic we should pronounce it “de-trwah”.
?. Do you really want people to think about kissing Kumquat?
A jack-in-the box and a ruminator sez:
Those were suppose to be Greek letters, incidentally, but it seems this thing really hates when I use non-Latin characters and accuses me of being Swedish or something.
Splachtempf sez:
Those are all good points. Unfortunately, I can comprehend not Greek, Swedish or Chocolatese.
A music box and a rabble-rouser sez:
I don’t really speak Greek or Swedish either (though I have been flirting a bit with Danish lately, which provides some access to the latter). As for the third language, Pimsleur has three levels of 30-lesson audio courses to help provide a good basis in pronunciation and basic vocabulary, after the completion of which you can move on to Assimil’s Chocolatese with Ease.
Splachtempf sez:
How can I be sure that will work? Surely you could not suggest a good method for learning Chocolatese any more than I could instruct my prospective email viagra suppliers on where to go to receive proper English instruction!
On your previous complaint, I wonder if WordPress is run by Romans. Maybe Greek characters merely were assimilated and had their names changed. Yes, yes, I’ll definitely have to get around to installing the post-preview thing, mmmmyes. Joke-attempts like that are killing me from the inside.
A boxing ring and a plague-carrier sez:
Admittedly I was extrapolating from experiences with other languages. Well, half-extrapolating at least–in truth, I’ve never actually used Assimil for any language (whoever donated what few samples my local library system has apparently didn’t think the corresponding audio portions of the courses were necessary), but some people swear by it. Or maybe I just found the rhyming title aesthetically pleasing.
As for the Greek and Roman alphabets, to a certain extent that’s precisely what happened…
And really, it’s partly my fault for not heeding the warning not to try anything dangerous. The rest of the blame falls on Darkwing Duck, for assuring me that I would do well to “get” such.
Splachtempf sez:
Yes, exactly! One should not stretch and struggle for a silly connection where an actual logical connection is obvious!
This is no good. I should not be leaving poutly messages like that. I wonder if this behavior is a sign of ringworm. Or perhaps simply ducks setting a bad example for the rest of us, like usual.
Kate sez:
I just ordered a sweet Dwight Schrute for President shirt from http://www.PantsOnTrees.com. They have tons of stuff from The Office. They said not to tell anyone, but here is a 10% discount code, pts10 (it is case sensitive, so copy and paste it). Enjoy!
Slengof sez:
Congratulations! I hate you!