QUICK AND DELICIOUS. IS QUILICIOUS A WORD?
I’m usually no fan of minimal effort vandalism that doesn’t lend itself to creative interpretation, like when someone sloppily sprays “GO” on a stop sign, but this was for a good cause, I think.
Despite considering the woman pictured on the sign a good endorserist, the donut dunkers anticipated me to have ill-knowledge of her, and thankfully added her name after a dash, in the exact same manner you’d quote Mark Twain or Ralph Waldo Emerson. However, CAM-RA was less than interested. I actually know who it is but will pretend I don’t until I find a reason that I should. If HACWAAL WAX be so concerned about using illegitimate words, she should strongly consider undertaking some research before participating in a national advertising campaign. However, I would not necessarily suggest a dictionary. Not a recent one, anyway. Merriam Webster loves nothing better than the dumpstery publicity he gets every time he announces (to whom I’m not sure) plans to add the likes of “google and “unibrow” to his special list. If bootlylicious is a “word,” now and forever, then quilicious might as well be, too. Right along with reagonomics and brigadoontastic. The only reason blimfenheugen is not a word is because I’m not in a dumb ad right now. I should be angry at such a weak justification system, but I’m not.
Blimfenheugen, by the way, is a content sort of resentment which results from famous types no longer having any perceptible skills or talents beyond their ability to be seen with which to imply they’re better than me. Homey folkishness is for sale, dupes and dipes are buying it, and I should be mad, but I’m not, because I’m so blimfenheugish over the matter. This reminds me of, years ago, I saw, on the back of a, let’s say Golden Grahams box, an offer for Scared Guy tea-shirts I could mail order and receive for some over-ten amount of dollars. I don’t buy dumb shirts anyway, not without matching pants, but Scared Guy looked like this:
(rough approximation)
And that made me mad. Even Big Johnson had a semi-conscious artist and something resembling a gag involved at some point of the production. Thankfully, despite my single nagging memory of one time seeing somebody wearing one, I don’t think many Scared Guy shirts were purchased, though Scared Guy himself went on to a lucrative career of endorsing the “For Dummies” series of books. As far as I’m aware, Scared Guy is of no relation to the fine gentlemen of Bizarre Webcomic, who typically have the decency to show me what they’re scared of.
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Mxy sez:
Oh, I’m no gentleman. Technically, I’m a señor.
Eels Macinstrudel sez:
I was referring to Ty and Qwer. You, I have yet to satisfactorily complete an evaluation of.
Mxy sez:
Your evaluation if Ty and Qwer was probably not very complete if you didn’t notice that their gender-indicators are missing.
Yamamanama sez:
Reminds me of the time someone wrote stooped on the vending machine and I was tempted to add “Learn to spell (comma optional) stupid”
Eels Macinstrudel sez:
At Mxy:
To the contrary, they very much resemble the traditional female/male symbols.
At Yamarama:
Was the vending machine bent sort of down and forward, by any chance?
Yamamanama sez:
No, it wasn’t. Which is why I assumed he meant to write stupid.
Eels Macinstrudel sez:
Was it possibly an example of irony?
Yamamanama sez:
Possibly, but I think that would be giving the people at my high school too much credit.
Eels Macinstrudel sez:
That wouldn’t be right. Then they’d get free soda. Or Fritos. Or milk of magnesia. I don’t know the vending machine contains, obviously. Oh sigh.
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