Thank you, Youtube. Or should I say Abusetube. Ha ha ha, I should. Ehhh. I thought it was bad enough that every second banner-type advertisement yells YOU LOSE, TRY AGAIN at me, but now the things that get paid for by the ads are mocking me and pointing out my inadequacies. Well, that’s it. I’m tired of it. I’m tired of you, I’m tired of people like you. I’ll never be good enough for you, and continually trying but achieving nothing isn’t satisfying, not a bit. I’m going away. Far away. Far far away. True, I’m only going about three states over to Maine (the south of the north), for a week, and for reasons totally unrelated to me being sick of the internet and having to register and quantify my relationships, but you don’t know that. Whore.
Trust me, I can’t. Even if I could, as I have been challenged I must prove it wrong.
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Hilary sez:
Ugh I hate when the internet is a whore like that. GEOCITIES NEVER JUDGED. NEITHER DID XOOM. D: D:
MAINE EH?
Vilyamyf sez:
Hello! great idea of color of this siyte!
Eels Macinstrudel sez:
Hilary:
I love that NBC bought out XOOM and then canceled the web-host service altogether. It occurs to me now that if all the networks had gotten in on it, free websites could have been wiped out entirely within a span of weeks. It’s too bad all the centralized buffoonery behemoths we have today, like myspace and such, are too lucrative to take down like that.
Ehhh, Maine, you know, the top right piece in that puzzle in the dentist’s waiting room.
Vilyamyf:
Yes, I invented green. If you like it that much, I will gladly sell you a green license. Most of my customers consider them to be reasonably priced.