drat it all, I got some inspiration. I will have to wait until tomorrow, then.
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Nurvmembo furf:
I will see about posting something later. It will probably be very short.
Oh no actually today’s still legally the third. I no longer have any natural concept of what day it is.
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Nubembor thoid:
as far as I am yet aware the spray-paint didn’t give me cancer, but I’ll be a monkey’s umbrella if this superglue leaves me with any fingerprints in the end. Although in such a state I would be an unlikely suspect in any police proceedings anyhow so it is unlikely my print condition would make much difference. Time for a crime spree.
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November foist:
Oh bixby, another seven days with no update.
This only makes it worse.
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Why does livejournal still remember the birthday of an account that was deleted five years ago and what does it expect me to do with this information?
Why did I not allow my mother to continue believing that I had, in old times, refused to play Battletoads?
Why did I wake up September 5 2010 to find a used twinkie wrapper in my bedroom when I’ve not eaten or touched a twinkie in my life nor known anybody who does?
Very good. You have acknowledged the trash can. What comes next?
Splendid. Just be more discrete about it, lest you rouse to action
OH NO! TRASH GORDON! We do have one option. It’s worked before…
Beets to it all, I was not prepared for such cowardice and deception! I fear we have not seen the last of this villain. He knows he cannot compete with my arsenal. No doubt he has sought the monetary assistance of his influential aristocratic ally
GILES RUBBISH. This rules out getting Scruffy the Dumpster Slayer on my side. And this is too stupid to continue. Good day.
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King sez:
Trash…ah AH-ah!
Preflubmrinkt sez:
It took me two hours to figure out what that meant! You must speak with with clarity and authority or your subjects will not respect you! and then preflubmrinkt was beheaded
Preflubmrinkt sez:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa urg. I’m feeling most unwell these days.
Preflubmrinkt sez:
I think I just accidentally deleted the junk comment I was replying to there. Probably for the best. A pity my response is still there!