January 8, 2015
People ask me if I like turkey and if I eat turkey as if those are the same question. I do NOT like turkeys, and I EAT them because they are my ENEMIES. Especially if they fancy themselves conqueror turkeys.
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PurpleSpace sez:
I’m sad the turkeys don’t get a pretty color coordinated collar when you discover them like the sheep. I guess they get color coordinated tail feathers, but I want accessories!
Birds are mostly unreliable, you shouldn’t try to let them advise you on your conquering.
I actually like this game very much.
Frimpinheap sez:
These birds already have far too much hubris. I would not support any measure that might embolden them.
The game has some ludicrous flaws, but I know if I started playing it again I would probably dump hours into a single session. It did fix the biggest dumbest problem with its predecessor, that of computer allies casually walking one idiot through my obvious war zone and declaring me an enemy for life if the idiot gets hit by something. OR converting an enemy that I am already beating up right before I succeed.
I remember my shock the first time I played it, assigning a a worker to shepherd duty, with the fanciful hooked staff, and then the brutality that followed.