November 8, 2015
Hey ya’ll, it’s me, boo berry. so I wanna tell you about my cereal? It’s like MADE with boo berries, even though I AM Boo Berry? uh-huhhhhh… yeahhh….. just picture this, ok, like, I’m a GHOST, though, uhkay. I like, ate this stuff, for a long time? And now I’m DEAD????!?!? SOOOOOOOOO….. but trust me, it’s GOOD?????!?!? Like REALLY good????????? like better than FRANKENBERRY even??? If I EAT this stuff where does it GO idk lol XD Check it out, my body is see-through, but not my mouth, even though my mouth is a HOLE. Anyway, this is the perfect cereal for halloween, so like… no seriously that was last week? my bad lol. And these are fruit roll-ups BASED on the cereal? Blowin’ my mind, dude. I guess the fruit in question is uh cereal. Or boo berries I guess. Hey speaking of ROLLING UP… heh heh heh. You can just call me Doobie-rry heh heh. Hey where do you think boo berries come from? Are they also, like, the ghosts of berries? But if you like, made the berry ghosts come out of the berry bodies when you ate the berries, what happens when you eat the GHOST berries? Do they have like GHOST ghost berries? You’re seriously freaking me out, man! I gotta get out of here.
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Purplespace sez:
Hush, Boo Berry, you’ll never be as cool as Fruit Brute!
anteater sez:
Please never do this again.
Dhraiden sez:
Did someone ghost-write this for you? Kind of lacking in the eclectic observational humor of your older writing…getting tired of plugging your pudding, are we? I admired your consistency though. Return to form!
Frimpinheap sez:
In fact it is much like what I used to put at the end of my html pages, just not in the box implying it was written by a guest contributor, and actually written a year ago after I saw one of these and was, consistent with past experiences, put off by the wlahhhh eyes-half closed monotoothed scumbag facial expression, and I imagined it saying something similar to the text I have presented.
As things are, I have little idea how much of my introspection is inspected and appreciated, and producing it takes considerable effort, especially with my imaginary deadlines! I appreciate opportunities to amuse myself without having to spend days on it, especially if it unloads semi-forgotten unpublished material since I easily accumulate it.
chesse20 sez:
Lol boo berry because he is a ghost but also not a berry. Maybe his name is Barry and the name of the cereal is a pun on his name being Barry and the fact that he’s a ghost
Purplespace sez:
I thought Boo Berry was the ghost of Peter Lorre.
Frimpinheap sez:
This is getting very complicated! The General Mills cereal company should have never nationally distributed its amateur necromancy experiments. These are forces we do not understand.
Indighost sez:
Just wanted to pop in to say I laughed so much at this :D