February 7, 2012
I did it! There is no longer a mouse in my apartment. Now it is called a mice.
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You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, and you too can make a stylish children linking arms paper-craft.
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Never make a sandwich with wet bread.
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Hoopay, I can eat an 18 inch circular pizza in one session again. This means I’m either due for a lot of new ideas and initiative or to be sick in the morning and annoyed that there isn’t any pizza left.
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Happy 200th birthday, wandering, peaceless poltergeist of perpetual commercial focus. Consider yourself one of us. In honor of this occasion I propose a downdated remake of Wild Hogs set in the era. Tim Allen will play Charles Dickens and John Travolta will be an actual hog.
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Jumbi sez:
Little do they know that Travolta is ALREADY a hog!!
Lady Chatterly's Lover sez:
Is this an oblique way of commemorating the late Pigbuster, then?
Flubber sez:
YAAAA WHOOOO
Uvprimlurx sez:
Who you calling a who?
Pigbuster was reputed to be fond of smiling creatures without noses.
That one of the most unashamed self-assured noseless thrives in his absence must certainly indicate that pigbuster is not dead but merely hiding out and funding noseless projects in secret.