Not just for trivial public situations, apparently men need to phonily cover up their hair color full time because they just aren’t good enough for their kids anymore.
To be fair, because I feel a need to be fair to the untouchable billion-dollar corporate short haired square-skulled smirking desk monkeys who leave me ever-miserable, the actual “plot” is that these kids are concerned with their father’s inability to attract a new mate, and they think it’s because of his grey hair. I can imagine their conversation.
Later, this man who could pass for Mitt Romney, Wink Martindale or any other overpromoted funny-named scumcylinder who wishes he was significant enough to destroy America, sends a magic telephone picture to his
young incestuous conjoined twins to let them know he made the score. He got the goods. He powered up with Just For Men and won the game. Because he is pro-victory.
His exploits inspire children all around, and not merely his own.
It’s Just For Men, after all, and while his redundantly chromosomed defects may rejoice from a distance, they can never truly know such glory and triumph, that which only comes with slopping fudge over your follicles. At best, they can support their man.
Yes.
It is better, though, to want to win. Perhaps some day you’ll get to buy hair paint, too! If you’re man enough.
A birdbrain sez:
I support one’s right to paint one’s hair whatever hue on wants, natural or unnatural. Why, some of my best friends have had blue hair at some point or another. Were someone to develop an effective system whereby one could paint one’s hair polka-dotted if one wished, I would support that right, too, as I find the concept of polka-dotted hair terribly amusing.
Rinslid sez:
I saw that picture before, and didn’t realize the hair was painted. Verily, the possibility for more scandalous results is worth researching. I should, and shall remind you, however, that the paint of debate is FOR MENS ONLY.
A birdnose sez:
Wot, you thought two-toned hair was naturally occurring?
As for those crazy mens, next thing you know, they’ll be demanding their own room:
Rinslid sez:
I hope you wrote that there just to take a picture of it. If you didn’t, then that place deserves whatever it gets / has gotten.
Ehhhb, I assume you were trying to use image code and not merely link to the sight. I know this device has a tendency to remove that sort of thing without asking, just because it’s committed such an offense against me on occasion. I should amend the disclaimer. I have not yet done so because that requires an astounding bit of fiddling and I am unfit to astound at the moment.