ceptin about us bein intelligent dis is nuttin but typical lamestream media propyganda. what about dem supa toitles? I seen em everywhere I go. dem reptilians is runnin da government and deir vermin buddies is runnin da media which is how come you don’t see it on tv cept what they want ya to see em. Tink about it.

Dese glasses aint just cuz I can’t see real good. Dey mean I know a ting or two, which is how many eyes I got.

what about toitle on toitle crime? dat’s never on da news. it really carapaces me off if you’ll pardon my french but I don’t know why dey is eatin frogs and snails and mustid but not toitles.

that’s why we don’t needs gun control cuz dem shellheads got all dem sawds and numchucks and whatnot. dere aint no amendament says toitles gets to have sawds. And ya know what rhymes with sawds? Votuh frauds. People are wakin’ up. But dey better not be woke. We needs laws against dat.

and toitles don’t say no prayas, even when you ask em to nicely when you gonna shoot em. Dem toitles is godless dirty communists. real dirty. i seen em comin outta da sewers all da time. And you nose i can smell em.

huhuh I made a funny

dem toitles did pizzagate too. youse oughtta google it. deyse all homophiliacs. dats why you don’t see no goytles. huhuh. just dat reporter lady and I hoyd sheza lesbean and den dats beastyalities oddawises. I bet dem toitles would be gettin abawshuns if dey knew how. Dats why we gotta repeal roe vissis wade. Did you know roe is a some kinda egg? And who hatches from eggs? Toitles! And wade is when they gotta go on duh scale cuz of all dem pizzas.

in summaryation deyse nuttin but criminals. dey is been groomin kids wif deyre violents and nekkid consumerisms and voter fraudulents since ah HMMMM when was dat?

sound familiuh? Good night.

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