NOW [that’s what [someone, surely] call[s] music] Octothorpe-Ones, for people who don’t have time to hear the prechewed audio assaults that were slightly less popular than others. I envy you, really, I do. I wish there was a massive assemblage of billionnaires who knew exactly what I wanted and were willing to sell it to me at an alleged markdown.
Oh my gawrsh! Is that Neon Bible? Quick! Turn it off! It only debuted at 2 on the US charts! Ehhhwahh?! This new iPod only has one button and I’m too agitated to press it the right way! Help! Subcultures are stealing my soul! I’m turning goth! I’m turning emo! I’m turning Japanese! Ahhhhhhhgathaaaa! That only reached spot 36! Nooooooo…!
The fact that past NOW albums have already compiled these in as close a proximity to Kidz being Bopped is of no consequence. That statistically, the intended buyers already own all the albums, or at least the singles these songs come from to have made them “#1s,” doesn’t change that you want this. And you can have it! It’s there for you! Go get it!
Well, thither goeth my weekend. Kudos granola snacks to Darth Kommissary for broadening his musical horizons by listening to NOW albums for one specific track and totally baffling me as to how he made his choice. 4 out of 5 people similarly baffle me when they aren’t recommending Oral-B toothbrushes. I happen to use one myself.
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Yamamanama sez:
Why would anyone buy a CD for one song?
Ravensburger sez:
I think beside “no” and “yes” there should be an additional option to indicate that the review has made me more confused than ever.
Yamamanama sez:
And maybe “My brain hurts from reading this” and “I want those 30 seconds of my life back.”
Mariella sez:
Something interesting about these cds:
If you have ever read Rolling Stone you would see how everytime they are released, and I mean EVERY time, they get the #1 spot on the billboard chart. That’s the great thing about people with absolutely no taste in music, they never hesitate in making it plainly obvious how much they fucking suck.
But hey, this is coming from the girl who’s going to be working at a record label in a few years. In many ways I should be happy that SOMETHING is keeping the business (somewhat) alive.
So, wait, does that mean that idiots DO end up saving the planet? FUCK.
Yo, we might be in a lot of trouble in the future. If we even make it that far. Ya dig?
Ravensburger sez:
Fortunately, there’s no shortage of things to worry about killing me before then.
Yamamanama sez:
I think having bad taste in music is a symbol of pride to some people.
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