Does Carmen Electra really get paid to stand around and be met? I mean, I believe that could be the extent of her talent, I’m just surprised there would be adequate patronage to make hiring bodyguards feasible. In this shot, the guards have just finished forcibly removing a man who attempted to Meet Carmen Electra. Maybe they were his body guards.
Other than sharing a name with an American Gladiator, what’s special about Carmen Electra? Apart from ads, all I know her from is… ads for everyone’s favorite space alien humanity-miming infiltrator film series, which doesn’t even have a proper collective name to refer to it by, which is as considerate as it is watchable. It is worth noting, further, that I am just as likely to elect (ha uh) to meet Carmen Electra as the Spartans. Which is not to say I hate her as a person just for having a loathsome career, I just don’t believe the sort of display depicted above happens. I used to live near Garry Trudeau and I never saw him just standing outside next to sign, and he’s probably actually worth talking to about things.
Ehhh, are you in position to be SPOOFING anything, regardless of how lazily, if you abet fashion model acting careers? I am told the latest venture, the deviously titled Disaster Movie, (haw haw, let’s see em make fun of us now) also featured someone named “Kim Kardashian,” who’s not even culturally relevant enough to have someone pretend to be her irrelevantly. If I thought Tila Tictacdoughquila wasn’t worthy of awareness, then I was right. So Kim Kardashian seems similar. Supposedly she has sisters named Khloe and Kourtney. No, really. Together they protect Golbez at the Tower of Zot.
The advertisement above, though, seems to be an ad for gum. I hate gum. It is grosser than lipstick. It is not, however, grosser than flavored chap-stick.
Blatantly, creepily flavored lip paste that costs extra money. I can’t even come up with a joke explanation for why the pair of Os in the name are joined together. It did, though, successfully make me recall the “undivided cell” aspect of the last chap stick display I did not approve of. Doesn’t my approval matter to them?!
But this, it’s meant to go on your lips, not in your mouth. Why not just squeeze out the whole log and eat that?
Afterward you can listen to your favorite two minutes of frightful brain vibrations as you attempt to scrub chemical desert out of your mouth. I don’t know what Napoleon Dynamite might be singing about
any more than I know what he’s doing that needs two separate screens and my repeated finger expressed authorization to proceed with. Maybe I can ask the penguins.
Marching, at least, is a tangible goal, I suppose. I prefer not to think of what the Let’s Pilate lady is doing to her DS. I’m glad they’re not called Gameboy anymore because I was going to say “today it is a Gameman” and that would have been tasteless, don’t you think?
Hey,
remember when horrible licensed video games at least had a point in theory?
Are we marketing these entirely on ashamed curiosity now? Whose idea was this?!
Uh no, actually. Not this time. I’m busy trying to find a distributor for my MILF IN ’08 campaign buttons!
Well I certainly hope we find out soon. Things could get ugly.
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Eesklipisk sez:
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I think your comment was too powerful for this website to handle. It is very much a corrupted rom already.
Mxy sez:
I consider the real glitch-levels a lot more interesting than the faked ones, and also considerably more terrifying.
A martinet sez:
They’re not really fake in the above example, though, just deliberate. And surely an intentionally exploited glitch is no less glitchy than one encountered by accident.
Whatever the case, those glitches found in the wild rarely tell such sad yet beautiful stories as the example in question.
Boken sez:
Which would be this, if I am not mistaken.
Mxy sez:
That one is moving, but some reason I find stuff like this a lot more fascinating.
( Please pretend the word “this” is a clickable link that leads to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BNr1Az7MJM )
Eesklipisk sez:
That’s quite all right. That’s part of being an artist like mario. Regardless of how his creative output evolves over time he will have to accept that some people will always prefer his older work.