October 13, 2008

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I will provide a more helpful photogram when the job is done and I figure how to take one.

And so: a shoddy recreation of the full image based on the best bad pictures I was able to take of it with the camera I had at the time prior to never going to that place again

Despite my wimpily soliciting suggestions in search of anything but this, and then spending several hours crafting a totally different base picture (which I actually forgot about until I re-read that linked page in which I claim to have produced such a thing), I ended up painting the dumb ice cream truck anyway. Although by now I’ve widened the deal so much that I think the pumpkin picture would have fit, and if I’d gone with that I’d surely be done by now. I am not done.

It may even have been the case, in May, that someone said to me pumpkins were too evocative of Halloween, but ice cream was very appropriate for summer. So anyway they want me to finish the mural by Halloween. But I am not worried about that.


Now to the reason why I asked you here today: I am still unable to expel from my mental lump the thought that the above section will be interpreted not as a joke about tacky marketing but simply latent racism, or even me thinking that’s supposed to be Snoopy D Dogg because he was the one associated with that “drizzle” speak back in the good old days of 2006, and I know he doesn’t look like that. For one thing, his skin isn’t blue, and I actually drew him once and he looked more like this.


Also, in search of this picture to scan I even came across a similar y’all in connection with a decidedly white person.

The paper is also whiter.

But in the context of a wall that just anybody can look at without my personal endless attention, it seems worth being concerned about. I would be interested in knowing if there are members of any persecuted non-white minorities who read this page and additionally on a scale from 1 to done how racist they think that is.
If questioned, I could easily defend it by pointing out that the guy in the ad is getting paid for his prestige rather than having to drive an ice cream truck in winter. Also, everyone ELSE in the scene is a subhuman degenerate. But I do not expect to be questioned. People probably know better by now.

If I change the message “ice crizzeam yall” I wonder what to. I’m trying to think of some stupid cone related pun because a great one came to me in a dream which I promptly forgot upon waking. I think it was something like “How cone you resist?” or “conesider the possibilities” except ideally more horrible so for horrible to be the unmistakable intention. Another option would be to attempt to make that resemble Snoopo and change yall to yizall but then I risk having to hate myself. Adding elf ears seems to most extreme change I can make at this point.

The Friendly’s restaurant chain once had an ice cream mascot named “Scoopy” which might have worked here, but I can’t remember a single detail pertaining to its appearance. It actually makes me think of the hero from Crystalis because I inexplicably named him “Scoopy” once. At any rate, if I can’t remember it’s likely no one else would, either.

If you happen to both look at the journal and the comments, know that I had nothing to do with this here. I let people get away with all sorts of things they shouldn’t. The mystery response was comprised entirely of characters which turn into question marks when I paste them here. However, the magical babbling fish converts them, when ordered to do so from “Russian to English” into this helpful message:

Greatly was pleased your [ZHZH], I you [zafrenzhu] would be steeply if you they answered mutually;)

Aside from the semi colon with right parenthesot, that hardly seems worth being suspended over, does it?

And if you’ve never seen the transfestunerix journal before, you’re probably better off for that. It primarily exists so I can leave regrettable commentary on the more operational journals of others, at least one of whom I suspect has gone into hiding as a result of it.

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Edit! Mr. Crizzeam now wears a classy beret. The problem is solved. We thank you for your patience.



2 Responses
  1. 1
    10:50 pm, October 13, 2008

    Bill O'Reily in his magical portable toilet sez:

    If I were you, I’d be rather more concerned about appearing racist toward lizard people than toward blue, non-Snoop-Dog-like people, the former regularly being the target of all manner of invenctive and mockery on your part, whereas the latter has only had but a brief, largely neutral portrayal as a figure appearing as an image-within-an-image.

  2. 2
    12:22 pm, October 14, 2008

    Eesklipisk sez:

    I trust Bill O’Reilly: he is one of very few Bill O’Reillies and highly complained at and about, and thus a persecuted minority expert.
    When I fiddled with adding a top hat, I was suddenly reminded more of Kid Rock than anyone else. I bet he could move some melty merchandise.

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