November 26, 2008
Get going! There is work to be done! Now is not the time to suddenly become aware of and dumbfounded by how stupid your nose looks.
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Merry Christmas. Here’s your doughnut. This and other stories soon/eventually/never.
It’s hard. Times are tough. When you’re gone for the better part of a week, what can remain but the worse part? Oh ho ho. That is the sort of introspective realization that takes five days.
Here’s a tip for you: providers of spectacularly adequate service in Fort Lauderdoodle love to tell you to give them tips. But here’s another: The best thing to do when you catch a cold is to stay awake all night and leave Florida for a part of the northern hemisphere with actual seasons.
The weather’s just been brutal down there.
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A Taser-Cat sez:
Do all weddings you attend take place in Florida? Or do the same people simply keep getting married over and over again?
Beanbiebklar sez:
The weddist this time was the less old brother of the one who did it last time. Many of the attendees were recycled. Both attended Florida State University, as I hear it. The first time I went to Florida was to see a graduation, and that was in 1998 or so, maybe -I remember the commencement speaker saying some joke about Ellen Degeneres’ recent public gayness-, and within range of Panama City. The second time was the first wedding, in Talahassee, I think. The third occasion was just for visiting, around Orlando-ish. This time the deal was in the already mentioned Fort Lauderdoodle.
Oikes, I just realized I’ve been to Florida four times, each deeper than the last. Perhaps the next traveling will be to Cuba. Or maybe to Colorado, where the third brother lives. Although he’s the oldest he still is not married. Perhaps he won’t ever do that but it’s no reason not to go to the place. Colorado may be reason enough. It’s so Colorady.
A Razor-Bat sez:
I’ve never been to Florida, nor am I particularly eager to go there. The closest I’ve ever been was Georgia, and that was far more than enough for me. Colorado might be interesting, though. The landscape certainly appear rather striking from the air, at any rate.
Beanbiebklar sez:
My biggest problem with palm tree regions of the country which I have visited is the positively foul tasting free water, which I tend to make surprisingly frequent use of. This issue makes the problematic local pizzas seem of considerably less consequence. I explored these topics in greater detail in an unusually promising web page I started writing on the 2006 trip which I foolishly neglected to transport to my flash drive before leaving.
I certainly wouldn’t want to go there before November. Although I suspect the difference between winter and summer there is actually quite subtle and I probably wouldn’t notice as much difference there as here, surely it would exceed enough. Likewise, supposedly my Florida dwelling aunt (mother of both groomists and owner of the computer I left that unfinished web page on) intends to relocate to Colorado but fears the winter. I’ll go anywhere once, though. Even Wyoming.
A Dope sez:
:-)
Beanbiebklar sez:
Now that simply should not be allowed.