March 13, 2009
If you have a ridiculous neck that makes you look dumb, there’s nothing smart about a big collar that’s just as ridiculous. If anything, you look twice as dumb. The best thing about this creature is that two people can strangle it at once.
Look at that idiot! It’s almost smiling even though I have challenged it with threats and insults.
G’dahh! I’ll punch it off the screen. Hold on to your paper, for bandage purposes. You’ll look like a mummy when I’m finished. Since mummies are also not allowed, you will be ordered off the premises. I think it is actually rather benevolent of me to use that on you right off the roll.
Don’t you point that at me! What is that thing FOR? I’ll yank it off! You don’t deserve it! I will strangle you again with it, fool. I will cut it off and put it in a box and you can come get it when I’ve forgiven you. You have FAILED as a monster. You aren’t scary and you can’t win fights. Punishment. Those brown pointy things are probably pieces of plastic you stuck to your head because you’re conceited and pathetic. And yet I suffer to think of how stupid you’d look without them.
Oh? OH? You’re fortunate I choose to address you at all! Beast. You should know that you have no right to stand up for your rights. Oh, and by the way that green frame doesn’t match this background at all. I don’t think it would match any background. It’s far too bright. That was your worst idea. Why do you even think you deserve a frame? You’re not special! Nobody would hang you on their wall in anything but the most literal medieval sense!
Is there a frame there? No frame! And you have no proof that is my wall. I may be borrowing it.
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Molfarm Duvalier sez:
I have a splendid bow tie!
Fleeplezeep sez:
Your bow tie is a sell out!
Molfarm Duvalier sez:
You’re just jealous that my bow tie makes more in an hour than you make in a year!
Fleeplezeep sez:
And so am I to believe that you enjoy making me jealous? That is most inconsiderate of you!
Molfarm Duvalier sez:
Pish, posh! I’m simply celebrating my bow tie’s good fortune, in both senses of the word. Your jeal is but a coincidental, mildly entertaining by-product thereof.
Fleeplezeep sez:
Why, then, would you choose here to celebrate? Nobody in this vicinity is impressed by your bow tie, regardless of its affluence!
Molfarm Duvalier sez:
Isn’t this “where the party is”? I was lead to believe that Wang Chunging took place here on a nightly basis!
Fleeplezeep sez:
It was my understanding that this particular variety of chunging could only be publicly engaged in whenever Wang himself so decreed it, and so I have not dared do such a thing nor recommend it to others in his absence. I successfully lobbied to legalize Connie style, but that has not proved to be as popular as I had hoped.