Prescription Potatoes

July 9, 2007

Although the expiration date did not occur until August, somehow I knew it was a good idea not to buy these pringles. Besides, regardless of his feud with Everlast, I know all about His Music…

This is all quite distressing. I must cleanse my aural palate with some pleasant, wordless, inconsequential late 1980s synthesized music. It is all I can handle for the moment. Ah, the Turbo Grafx 16 Hudson Entertainment System sound format will do for this…

For Christmas, this year, the Hess truck's here!

NOOOOOO!

No one wants to listen to your victrola, Mr. Pringles! And if I were trying to sell snacks out of a can I’d shut up about wax cylinders altogether! So if you don’t mind, please step into your horseless carriage, fasten your dictabelt and begone! I hear there’s a crowd gathered at the Kill Devil Hills near Kitty Hawk, maybe you should try and entertain them. Hey, why don’t you be the first person to sail a boat through Panama? Preposterous, you say? I think you’d be pleasantly surprised! Or I bet if you hurry, you can beat out Max Planck in publishing your theories about black body radiation.

canned his prizes | (11) comments | Squirmalink

11 Responses

1
4:52 pm, July 9, 2007
Molfarm Duvalier sez:

Oh, the pringelity!
2
4:45 pm, July 11, 2007
pheeble pheeb(not to be confused with flava flav) sez:

I believe you are mistaken, That dancing fool more closely resembles Warren (the Cowboy) W. than the dignified Mr. Pringle!!!
3
4:48 pm, July 11, 2007
pheeble pheeb(not to be confused with flava flav) sez:

OOPS! I mean Mr. Pringles!!!
4
5:16 pm, July 11, 2007
Eels Macinstrudel sez:

You must have left off the last S for savings. However, there simply can be no saving us if Warren has indeed allied himself with the mightful mustachio’d (extreme) Pringle-lord.
5
2:22 pm, July 16, 2007
A.C. sez:

That’s an interesting link, I didn’t know Pringles could cause such anger and tension.
6
3:23 pm, July 16, 2007
Eels Macinstrudel sez:

Wow, are you Aaron Carter?
7
4:12 am, January 20, 2010
Vyvanse. Trackbacked With:

Vyvanse….

Vyvanse….
8
10:16 am, January 11, 2011
Bimshwel Trackbacked With:

Bimshwel…

[…] something about bimshwel[…]…
9
1:06 pm, January 11, 2011
Preflubmrinkt sez:

That’s pretty much all there is to say about it.
10
1:56 am, March 12, 2011
Endless tickle torture. Trackbacked With:

Tickle torture….

Asian tickle torture. Tickle torture forced orgasms. Tickle torture….
11
2:31 am, March 12, 2011
Zinkugel sez:

That seems a bit harsh.

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