March 7, 2025

point of view: being kidnapped by Mr. Clean
“loving hands” refers not only to his love of using hands to commit crime, but also his strong platonic fondness of a clean getaway

does it really count as a “recipe” if the instructions are essentially “follow instructions?” If they can be summarized by “see title?” Is it just not permissible to have blank, nonsense-information-free space on a product label?

I have beef stew
I have biscuits
but how can i get beef stew OVER biscuits?

WELL it goes like this:
get your beef stew
get your biscuits
put the beef stew over the biscuits

I refuse!
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