May 27, 2014
[don’t] ask nemitz a question on crumbumblr!
That is right, you can request basic life information from a creature that does not exist via a system that canonically that creature should have no clue about the actual existence of but that I regularly express contempt for.
Sound stupid? Well it is also egotistical and boring! I get to pretend people really care that hard, and they get to watch me act like I think this is perfectly normal and that I am entitled to it. But lots of people do it so it must be a very functional form of stupid. In fact I am going to use this as an opportunity to show nemitz for the vain and insufferable monster that it is.
There you have [nem]it[z]. I hope this has been deformative.
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PurpleSpace sez:
I tried a ask-a-character-a-majig thing one time, but people only wanted to ask…”odd” questions that they probably would feel uncomfortable asking someone in person, especially their mother.
Heapinfrimp sez:
There are degenerates out there. I try not to encourage them, and I had used the account for a year before requesting questions. By that point anybody who thought they were in for something that I would not give had given up. I did have someone repeatedly asking point-missing questions late last year but it was unrelated to this old mitz.
PurpleSpace sez:
This Old Mitz, a show all about nemitz improvement and remodeling.
Charmlatan sez:
I remember when my ask was answered. For a moment it was like the real nemitz was actually interested in what I had to say. It felt special. I can almost feel its nose on my knuckles.
Heapinfrimp sez:
spacko: I would be much more impressed if somebody found a way to make nemitz worse.
charmo:
What do you imply with “the real nemitz?!” Do you think I would engage an impostor? Why would I train someone to behave like that reprobate?
pzkfw sez:
that over-the-top “classical” art pic is positively great, keep going with that one or do more, or both!
Heapinfrimp sez:
It helps that Edouard Manet’s style is somewhat unrefined and that he was willing to paint subjects with disagreeable, nemitzly attitudes.