Wednesday August 11:
Hello. Are you still there? I’m still not!
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Monday August 9:
I complain about lawn mowers a lot. I really can’t stand them. Every week, May to November, lawn mowers mowing lawns. There must be something we can do about this.
I appreciate them trying to address my issue, but I cannot approve of making a public spectacle of clown mowing. It seems rude. Nobody chooses to be a clown, after all.
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Friday, August 6:
Hello. Evidently I will be going away for a week. No, not necessarily to jail, and you probably won’t notice.
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WOW, you mean to tell me I can get all the channels that everybody gets for free for less than 20 dollars a month?!?!?
There’s probably more to this package than local affiliates, but Comcast ought to at least hint at that. I hate to think, as much as I know it is true, that it is more than sufficient to market your product exclusively at idiots to make good profits.
This is like Sirius satellite radio offering a “lite” option that allows me to pick up fm stations.
I remember when I passed through the New York City, back in Mayish, witnessing a billboard for a radio station proclaiming “COMMERCIAL FREE MONDAYS!”
WOW! I get to not hear ads or songs I hate EVER by not listening to FM radio! People have been buying personal music playing objects for nearly thirty years now and presumably collecting musical recordings to go along with that. Nobody who owns an ipod has any excuse to complain about commercial breaks on radio stations. You paid all that money for the blasted thing, so use it. “Commercial free” may not even be true. A company can sponsor a block of noise and just have said periodically “the drive at five is brought to you by BURGER KING.”
On that note, I think there is great potential in the field of fast food heads of state and positions of authority.*
Chicken Chancellor
Milkshake Shiekh
Hotdog Dowager
Pizza Princess
Castro Bistro
Burrito Baron
French Fry Pharaoh
Tater Dictator
Beef Caliph
Pancake Pope
Lady Nuggets
Teriyaki Triumvirate
Taco Taliban
Rib Hitler
Pork Warlord
Kupcake Kaiser
Cinnamon Roll Ayatollah
Gang of Four Hoagies and More
Now I’m hungry.
Now I’m not.
*List separated with colors to make it easier to read and because I didn’t realize how awful it looked until I’d already inserted 50 little font codes, not because ten years ago I built a time machine.
A Dragon out for a day of Relaxation sez:
I think a good box of Ricky-O’s should be able to provide just as much vitamins and sustenance as a Gang of Four Hoagies and More Value Meal.
Frubaklop sez:
Looking at the text I posted, I would have to guess Ricky-Os are some generic brand’s Froot Loops imitation. I am trying to reduce the overall level of vowels in my diet however.