I am departing to purchase a new chair. Ideally, improved comfort will allow me to more efficiently craft excuses for this page here.
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Eh I suppose officially THIS is what I posted last week by now.
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I probably owe you a tremendous explanation for the thing I posted last week. So there’s nothing new.
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I’m tired of strawberries sleeping on the job. I use my most potent magic…!
You may thank me whenever it suits you.
My guess is that Great Value brand does not expect to be held to this guarantee, for no legal definition of “Berrylicious” exists. If I call the telephone number and complain that the cereal was not berrylicious enough my claim cannot be challenged and I may be entitled to a large cash award. They think if they use a big enough asterisk I’ll be intimidated and assume they have footnote protection, which obviously means that they do not! Fiddlesticks, this comes from Wal*Mart, which even has an asterisk in its name! My victory is assured!
Even better, I bought these while they were on sale.
Mweeheehwaharhoheefhophewherghork
Alas, my material wealth has not brought happiness.
My life has meaning again!
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Some lava sez:
Excuse me, can you tell me where to find the lavatory?
Zinkugel sez:
I appreciate that you didn’t simply go outside. I know you’re the sort to just let it flow.
PurpleSpace sez:
The guy clutching the money is my new role model in life. I could only hope to be at least one-percent as happy as he is in that image. True, I don’t have piles of money sitting in front of me, as that seems rather inconvenient, but I can only assume he goes around with a similar expression most of the time anyway.
Zinkugel sez:
He’s very proud of his elegant, outdated English Chinaman stereotype fingernails.
PurpleSpace sez:
They make great letter openers.