Hail, cousin. I am a noted expert on the american footed ball. Behold my official league logo shirt that I wear in public alongside other league enthusiasts! Hooray for this sporting event! I am greatly fervid that one team wins while another does not! With such camaraderie and physical conditioning on display in each, how could I choose but one? Hooray for athletic competition! Hooray for the institution!
I am a woman! Sorry, girl! I spend time with men I mean guys! I am also excited about leagues! I exclaim with great glee. It is significant to me that the players move the celebrated lemon-shaped object in one direction or another! Hooray for the human spirit that lets a group work in accord toward a common goal!
Hi ho dear brethren, I am of the negro race. Or as you might say in more colloquial language, a colored man. I do on occasion look beyond my race association to engage in fond fellowship with default-raced folk while I celebrate the state of this noble league! Up pastime! Up sport! For what is life but a drawn out game in the great metaphysical sport of existence?
And up the number 00! It shows my well-rounded “O”penness in interests and also assures ease of reuse if an alternate configuration of this scene requires that I face the opposite direction.
Hooray for franchise approval in general! And hooray for Light Budweiser specifically!
All kidding aside the figure on the left looks more like he is in pain from stepping in a mousetrap than pleased with the spectacle he is witnessing.
Or maybe he is concerned that Rygar has found his island.
Also, a thank-out to all my new rygar alert subscribers.
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chesse20 sez:
esportz > sportz b/c I can actually play cs:go or street fighter but I could never play football or soccer without physical training and having to find 20 something people to have a scrim with. not like I care about esports either but w/e
PurpleSpace sez:
He wears 00 to show his support of British secret service agents that have attained their license to kill! I had almost forgotten it was big football event time until I saw the giant cardboard monument that the grocery store set up. Usually I know it is that time when my mother calls me and tells me the Animal Planet channel is having their Puppy Bowl.
Frimpinheap sez:
chesse: What are esport[z]? Competitive voting? Synchronized circlejerking? Cross-country paypal scamming?
spack: I like the phrase “cardboard monument.” One of those factors into the next update but I had not thought to call it that. Unfortunately I know far more about these proceedings than I mean to due to my living conditions, though the item above was in a restaurant toilet room (but, alas, not flushable).
chesse20 sez:
I’m sure if there was an esport for shit posting on forums id be on the Olympic team
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