A perhaps obsolete edition of a creature called Jumbi faces the ultimate temptation. This image was made to commemorate Jumbi, (no relation), more recently called Cosmos Ogler, soon to be called let’s say Sorbet de la Murklebean, who is very helpful and it is a shame the situation depicted is ultimately so stressful and conetentious. These are harsh coneditions which cannot be conedoned.
I ought also to point out that the Jumbi person, merely through noticing that I was hiding them in stupid places, was in large part responsible for the continued proliferation of pine cones (that’s the what the thing in the center is) in the images I produced after late 2008 or so and so it seemed logical to include one. That would be the only logical thought that occurred the entire time. As for why I started hiding pine cones to begin with, I was most likely afraid my oppressive governess would find them and scold me severely.
I had been meaning to put this image in the internet for a while, because this is the sort of thing I put there, yet I had not put it there, because it wasn’t well finished, for almost a year. I put off finishing it because I have trouble finishing things like this, but I thought I should. So I’ll try and get around to that later. And then next year maybe I’ll do another.
I produced four or five things like this one in 2010… the first one was good and each subsequent one was less good, so when I got to this it seemed sensible to postpone completing until people forgot I had played the style out. Fortunately, I forgot also and was able to put it off even longer.
You might observe that I only noticed that the large figure’s head was somewhat off-model toward the end, and my revision did not work as well because I have very limited abilities and in any event didn’t think about it for long enough. Either the eyes are huge and crossed or they’re creepy.
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A Dragon out for a day of Relaxation sez:
I’m not sure I could even picture a Skrimpf/frubaklop/Queg/kesglarbix/my-god-someone-has-murdered-the-alphabet/bimshwel image without a pine cone in it (prominently featured or otherwise). Even when not necessary, they are essential.
Uvprimlurx sez:
I thought they might be getting annoying and that I should phase them out! I have not made any solid effort toward that end, however. “Effort” meaning absence of the effort necessary to draw pine cones, that is. They can be somewhat difficult.
PurpleSpace sez:
That flying creature with scales had better not wander into a pine forest if a single pine cone is enough to mesmerize it.
Uvprimlurx sez:
At last, the justification we need to pursue total world deforestation! Your fellow Captain Planet villains salute you.
KaGAmi sez:
YO DUDE DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR
PurpleSpace sez:
I always admired Captain Planet villains because someone has to teach those arctic seals not to be so complacent.
Uvprimlurx sez:
Spaco:
Seals are jerks. They’re not as bad as otters but that’s far from an excuse.
DUDE:
I assume by the google link that is another robot comment of unclear intention, but in the event it isn’t, first of all please forgive me for mistaking you for a machine; it’s happened to me plenty (though usually not by me), and why because yes, that would be http://pudensis.tumblr.com/ , which I haven’t updated in many weeks because I feel bad for not looking at anyone else’s tumble pages and now I’m too far behind to catch up.
KaGAmi sez:
YO DUDE YOU SHOULD PUT A “ASK ME ANYTHING” ON YOUR TUMBLR AND MAKE IT SO ANONYMOUS PEOPLE CAN ASK YOU STUFF SO I CAN ASK STUPID QUESTIONS WITHOUT FEELING BAD ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL OPINION ABOUT ME
Uvprimlurx sez:
I mean to assure you that all my opinions are worth feeling bad over. It may comfort you to know that I have no idea who you are and so nothing that you say can reflect on any solid perception of anybody I currently have in my mind. And if I DID know you, I would guess who you were just by the fact that anybody asked me a question. So if you have a worrisome question you may as well ask it here.
Uvprimlurx sez:
Ah it’s YOU. I assumed you didn’t look at this anymore! I tend to assume nobody stays with it that long, even intermittently. Well it is nice to know that I’m still mysterious enough to inspire stupid curiosity.
KaGAmi sez:
Wait what no you can’t possibly know who I am if you did I wouldn’t have written something so stupid and would have attempted to put class into it because it is what you deserve.
And if it makes you feel better I just keep forgetting to check your site for months at a time and then when I do remember it seems like you update once every six hours so OOPS.
Ass licking xhamster sez:
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Uvprimlurx sez:
I can’t imagine why you were discharged from the hamster corps.